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Posts: 2099 (07/07/08 10:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw a stand up routine of hers on TV last night and it wa really really bad. Jokes included: -- Gays are great! Why do they want to get married??? marriage sucks because you stop having sex! -- Bush is a bad and stupid president! -- I'm fat, haha! -- Many Americans are very fat and go on a lot of useless diets, haha! -- Many Americans take a lot of pills against all kind of things, that can't be a solution!! -- I'm 53 and say FUCK for shock value a lot, haha! there were a lot of homosexuals in the audience who laughed really loud. I never watched her show for some reason, but I know it's iconic and stuff... but this was just sad. I did think she looked great for her age. To me, it wasn't obvious that she's had any kind of work done.
ZombieLinda		#1	[-]
Posts: 4323 (07/07/08 10:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	yeah she's pretty god damn embarrassing now roseanne the show was mostly glorious though <3
PieceOfSquash		#2	[-]
Posts: 11851 (07/07/08 10:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the best part of her show was darlene :love
Penelope McBagpipe		#3	[-]
Posts: 3312 (07/07/08 10:47 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Darlene made that show if you ask me. I used to stare at her and Dan and think "how would the sex thing work with gunts like that?"
nedloh3		#4	[-]
Posts: 4010 (07/07/08 10:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm sure she had work done. I did my own poll recently. While walking my dog I checked cars and ten went by before I saw a person that wasn't obese. I gave up after that. Ten out of eleven Central Pennsylvanians are obese.
ZombieLinda		#5	[-]
Posts: 4324 (07/07/08 10:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To whom it concerns, Darlene's work will be late, it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate... To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this, and I'm just her kid, so how could I fight this... To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment, maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement... To whom it concerns, Darlene's great with the ball, but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall... To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen, too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen... To whom it concerns, I'm not made of steel, when I get blindsided my pain is quite real... I don't mean to squawk, but it really burns... I just thought I'd mention it, to whom it concerns. <3
Penelope McBagpipe		#6	[-]
Posts: 3313 (07/07/08 10:49 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omg did I just postgasm with POS?
PieceOfSquash		#7	[-]
Posts: 11852 (07/07/08 10:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	well, at least you're fixed.
Charming Nemesis		#8	[-]
Posts: 3360 (07/07/08 10:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: I used to stare at her and Dan and think "how would the sex thing work with gunts like that?" [merkyl]And over time your learned the answer to that question.[/merkyl]
LaurenTheLush		#9	[-]
Posts: 1691 (07/07/08 10:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was always partial to Aunt Jackie.
squashthebeef		#10	[-]
Posts: 13954 (07/07/08 10:50 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I, for one, liked Darlene. She's on ER now. I've never watched it.
ilikelissie		#11	[-]
Posts: 12619 (07/07/08 10:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think Darlene died on ER two seasons ago.
Buggles73		#12	[-]
Posts: 26496 (07/07/08 10:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Darlene has been on lots of shows, Now shes on that show with the two geeks that want to fuck their neighbor. I think it's called Wipeout or something
Carboys Desire		#13	[-]
Posts: 2628 (07/07/08 10:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw Roseanne do her stand-up show at the Sahara Casino (DUMP!) last month. She did all of those jokes you mentioned. I thought she was alright, but of course I am gay and the tickets were free. Perhaps if I were straight and had to pay for tickets I wouldn't have liked it either.
TC		#14	[-]
Posts: 684 (07/07/08 10:58 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sarah gilbert is a HORRIFIC actress. She just sucks. She got good lines written for her and as a child she could pull it off. But as she got older she just got more stomach turning. Just like Roseanne. The early shows were great. Then it got out of control -- she wanted to be cutting edge and so she made everyone gay. My favorite was the one when they found pot in the basement and smoked it in the bathroom.
Hamdingers		#15	[-]
Posts: 9789 (07/07/08 10:59 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Darlene died on 24, too. She dies a lot.
WiscBadger95		#16	[-]
Posts: 11554 (07/07/08 10:59 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You dudes crushin' on Sara Gilbert (Darlene) do know that she's a lesbian, right?
Hamdingers		#17	[-]
Posts: 9790 (07/07/08 11:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well...yeah. Duh.
Charming Nemesis		#18	[-]
Posts: 3362 (07/07/08 11:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	X to the TC. Gilbert was awful, but not half as bad as the Michael Fishman kid. Worst child actor in history.
Penelope McBagpipe		#19	[-]
Posts: 3314 (07/07/08 11:01 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My favorite was the one when they found pot in the basement and smoked it in the bathroom. I loved that one. Birds Birds Birds! And Jackie in the tub was hilarious.
squashthebeef		#20	[-]
Posts: 13957 (07/07/08 11:01 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SARAH GILBERT IS AWESOME AND HER SISTER WAS LAURA INGALLS WHICH ANOTHER CURRENT THREAD IS ABOUT!

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