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Julie Chen opens with: "tonite for the first time in 7 seasons, the men and women who are about to move into the big brother house are all strangers" (about DAMN TIME!!)

BB announcer overview introducing the game concept, quick preview of the house, etc.

Good Evening, I am Julie Chen, welcome to Big Brother 10, Tonite 13 people will embark on the journey of a lifetime. (then she re-emphasized they are all strangers). She is wearing a killer red dress and a gorgeous necklace. Sorry guys, no cameltoe.

The competition begins before they enter the house and before they even speak (I think they voted by pictures who to make HOH).

Now they are showing the keys, April, Jerry, Dan and Libra. They showed her bi-racial twins. Her older daughter is also gorgeous.

Then Renny, Ollie, Steven (dayum he is fine), Then Brian, Memphis, and Angie. I think I am going to HATE Memphis the most. Then Michelle, Jessie and Keesha. Shit, Michele is trying to act ghetto. What's up with that?? It showed Libra ball busting her hubby with last minute instructions, then they are all packing. Memphis is bragging about all the things women buy him (wait until he gets out of the house, women will be hating him). April mentions her OCD. Jessie mentions his body building, Ollie's parents are praying with him, Angie's brother is mentally handicapped, she loves him very much. Jerry's wife was crying. Keesha has an adorable dog. Libra makes some mighty fine looking children. Libra got her teeth bleached recently.

The houseguests were already standing on the porch, Julie did not call them out one by one. She is doing the spiel about they are on their own and only one can win. Ah, Julie is telling them they have to choose the HOH right now on the porch. They have to vote for the person they want to be HOH right now. Without talking, please make your way down the steps and to the voting station. (this is slick) Julie is reminding them that the HOH will nominate 2 peeps for the chopping block. They have to vote by picture, private ballot. They can't vote for themselves. Julie won't tell them right now who is HOH.

The first 5 to enter are Renny, Dan, Angie, Jessie and April. Dan got first confessions, he didn't like the pink and 70's room, so he picked the back room. April in confessional voted for Renny, and those 2 got into the 70's room.

Libra, Brian, Keesha and Memphis are next. Keesha and Libra might have joined the gals in the 70's. Next are steven, ollie, jerry, and michele to go into the house. Brian had a confessional saying everyone started out so nice because they don't know who HOH is.

Shows Renny greeting everyone. April in a confessional says she now thinks Renny is nuts. Angie said that Renny is making rude comments without knowing she is rude. Ollie is saying he couldn't drink, smoke or party being in his church. Jerry does the first introduction, talks about his family and he is happy. Keesha in DR said she voted for Jerry. Keesha introduces herself next and tells them she works for hooters. Libra introduces herself and tells them about her bi-racial twins. Michele tells them she is crazy and portugese. Steven introduces himself as single with no kids. In DR said he didn't say he was gay or a cowboy. Renny is telling them about her 2 kids. Jessie in DR, not impressed with Renny. Dan says he teaches in a Catholic school. IN DR he says confession will absolve him of his BB sins. Jessie says he is 22 and a natural body builder, greeted with silence. Ollie says he is from MN and 27, in direct marketing (meaning MLM). Brian said he was in satellite communications, later said he was in cell phones. Memphis in DR telling us he is a mixologist. Dan in DR telling us he thinks he will align with Brian. Angie is 29 and is in pharmceutical sales. April lives in AZ and is a car finance manager. Ollie likes her pretty blue eyes. April is telling people her boobs are real and allowing them to cop feels.

Wow, weirdest BB intro yet. Libra teases Jerry about needing a defribrillator. Renny in DR thought that was inappropriate. Jerry toasts them "what a great bunch of kids". They like the toast and it went to commercial.

OK, QSF Comments during commercial: I like this cast. I hate Memphis. I think Dan and Brian could do some damage to this house if they do secretly align. Renny is going to really rub people the wrong way. April is going to be good for comic relief.

Welcome back to BB10 (beautiful Julie welcomes us back). Julie goes to the houseguests and is telling them she knows they are wondering who won HOH. First, they are going to compete in their first competition. The prize will be a classic, they have to divide into 2 groups and someone will be sitting out. Jessie volunteers to sitout. He in the DR tells us he doesn't want to appear to be a threat. Memphis in DR is telling us Jessie had a bad strategy. Julie puts Jessie into the green nomination chair. She sends the others into the storage room and tells them to go out to the backyard.

Wow, this competition looks cool. All kinds of cars in the backyard. 2 VWs on rails overhead upside down. They are broken up into a red team and white team. The winner gets one of the classic cars. Jessie now feels back he can't compete. memphis, angie on red team. Ollie on white team. Michelle on the red team. Keesha and April on the white team with Jerry. Renny is on the red team. dan on the white team I think. Julie tells them they are also playing for feed. The losing team is on slop. Jessie gets food. HEHE, that worked out for him.

They have to climb up into the car and be towed by a rope by one person. Ollie in DR says he wants to win the car for his brother. Steven's truck blew up before he came on the show, so he wants to win. Libra tries to reach the gas can, slows them down. Renny is out of the red bug first and Michelle says Renny was dead weight. Michele drops out of the red car next. keesha drops for the white team. Red is ahead, Angie drops next. Red is 1 lap ahead of the white team. Dan drops for the red team next. Jerry FALLS out of the white car. Red team is left with Steven or Memphis, they are doing paper, rocks and scissors, but Steven drops out and Memphis stays up there last. What a douche, Memphis puts a target on his back. DUMBASS. I knew I hated this asshole.

So red team gets food, white team gets slop. Jerry looks horrified. Little does he know he is HOH. April is worried about Jerry's health on the slop. Memphis picks a 69 camaro over a mustang.

Commercial break.

Julie welcomes us back and tells us that she is going to introduce the HOH to the houseguests. She greats the houseguests and tells them that Renny got 3 votes for 2nd and Jerry got 4 votes, they are cheering. Julie is telling Jerry he has 24 hours to nominate 2 houseguests. Julie says, good night houseguests.

Jerry in DR, he said he gets the pick of the litter. Dan in DR, it is game on and he is telling us he wants to convince Jerry who to nominate. Brian and Dan seem to be aligning. They have chosen Ollie. These douches, I have a fear of a 3 horsemen part deux. Dan is asking Ollie that he and Brian want him to align with them. Dan tells us that Ollie will be good for his word. Ollie is giving him his word.

Next up, they are going to the HOH, walking SLOWLY behind Jerry. EWWE, the HOH room is UGLY. Wow, his USMC blanket is there. Jerry was hot at 20 years old. Jerry is impressed with his room. Jerry in the DR is happy with their acceptance of him with the age difference.

jessie is going to bed first. Renny can't get the door open. Jessie is pissed off that she woke him up. She needs an "off switch". OMIGOD, Renny has a laugh that is the weirdest I have ever heard. jessie confronts her in the bathroom, she tells him to lighten up, and then apologizes. Jessie is being a douch and won't let it go. What a way to put a target on your backs, dumbasses. Renny in the DR calls him a baby and tells the boys in the kitchen that Jessie has cotton balls. Brian is laughing.

Commercial break

Back from commercial and it shows Renny putting on her wig. Memphis and Dan and Brian are in the living room and making fun of her. She sits down there and none of them will talk to her. Dan and Brian in the storage room conspiring to make time with Jerry. Brian is up there and telling Jerry he was in the Air Force. Jerry is using that as a bonding moment. Jerry and Brian are bonding. Shit, that means the alpha males won't be nominated. They are doing a secret signal to cross arms as an X to go and talk in private. Jerry wants to nominate Memphis for winning the car. Jerry wants to nominate Dan, Brian deflects that and suggests Renny and Jessie instead. Jerry doesn't want Renny to scream at him. Jerry is telling Brian he is thinking about getting conflict out of the house.

So edit is showing a potential Renny Jessie nomination. Jessie keeps mentioning his physique in his DR's. So I am beginning to hate him too. Brian is as arrogant as I expected, and is telling us that he is testing Jerry by his nominations. Jerry is telling us he is going to feel bad about his nominations and it will be nasty.

Break to commercial (I hate this speeding up the show by combining what is usually the first 2 episodes of BB into one show, fuckers).

Back from commercial, Jerry brings them in, and brings out the keybox. Average nomination speech. Michele's key is pulled first, then Angie, then memphis, then libra, then April, then Brian, then Steven, then keesha, then Ollie, then Dan. Wow, what pussy nominations, however, I won't miss Jessie. All he did was talk about his body.

Jerry is telling them they were nominated because of the conflict and instead of letting that fester, he is leaving it up to the household to determine the outcome. Jessie now really is mad because he blames it on Jessie. Renny is calling him a weasel in the DR. Jerry is telling us his nominations are safe and he thinks they will self destruct and he won't be singed by his HOH week. Brian is telling us that it was a big win for him and Dan and he can now trust Jerry. DOUCHE.

Sorry peeps, Brian brought out my burning pit of passion hate. BB ended the episode pimping BBAD and the feeds. Then we hear Renny say, "he is acting like a baby"

Final commercial.