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SmrtAss |
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Shuck the husk.
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Carboys Desire |
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Put 1 tablespoon of sugar in the water.
8 minutes is perfect. |
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Zeep |
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5 minutes, you Philistines!
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1000Proof |
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Sugar in the water?
Is that proper protocol TC or is somebody trying to fuck up my corn on the cob? |
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Zeep |
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A little sugar in the water if it's not quite peak corn season. In peak season, you shouldn't need sugar in the water.
I have spoken. |
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Loki |
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anyone gonna slap Zeep? anyone? anyone? Bueller?
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squashthebeef |
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I've heard that the cooking time depends on your altitude. Sounds like devil science to me.
And real butter and kosher salt people. I shouldn't have to say that. |
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Zeep |
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Loki wrote:
Are you flirting with me, you weirdo?
(Hi loki!) |
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goner1 |
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Corn on the cob is one of the few things that is better done in a microwave. Rolling the cob right on the butter is disgusting. It doesn't even need butter
you know, try it without and you'll be happy. I just sprinkle the plate with salt and pepper and I'm good to go.
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Shag |
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I'd slap Zeep but I've tired out the 'making Zeep my semi-lezzie bitch' shtick this week.
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squashthebeef |
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Well when you do get around to slapping that quoteskipping bint, give her an extra one from me.
And does gomer really think anyone has never tried corn without butter? |
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Shag |
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If I say yes, will you slap me?
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squashthebeef |
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Two fitty an hour.
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Shag |
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For that price, I can get a massage and someone to tell me I'm pretty.
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squashthebeef |
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The blind do work cheap.
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Sloansalad |
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I bet Stevie Wonder's massage/compliment rates are through the roof!
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Shag |
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Blind massages look a lot like third base.
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squashthebeef |
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Little known fact, Isn't She Lovely was inspired by a conversation with a guide dog named Melique.
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Shag |
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Did you know that they have Playboy in braille? The articles must be a direct translation, but the pictures...are they just not there or could you equate them
to naughty woodcarvings?
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finishthemoff |
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HOSSC has a raging hard-on for me.
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