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See. You keep your original money counted. It's the winnings you don't count. But if you're not a braindeadmoron, you can do the math and just KNOW how much you've won. Either that or you are supposed to put it in your pocket and go to the bathroom and count it.

It's all symbolic anyhow. It's about death.

He was good in The Big Labowski.

The oldest guy I ever wanted to do was probably bill clinton. Or Tommy Lee Jones. Someone who fucked Al Gore up the ass.

Is he married to Jessica whatserface? Tootsie/sweet dreams woman? Or is that sam shepard? I always get them mixed up.

Ick. He's the dried up old nasty guy with wonky eyes who is on law and order and should have died instead of jerry orbach.

sam shepard is famous for his writing too. Yeah. Sam Elliot is the cowboyish dude.

I'm like anyone else on this planet -- I'm very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch those kids and I go, 'Fuck, I know the FILM crew could give this kid a sandwich!' There's a director five feet away going, 'DON'T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUTTA HERE! IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!' But I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to stop world hunger? Stop sending these people food. Don't send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help? Send them U-Hauls. Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, send them a guy out there who says, 'Hey, we been driving out here every day with your food, for, like, the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here today across the desert, and it occurred to us that there wouldn't BE world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR SHIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLES!

That movie always makes me want to drink white russians. But they make me feel SO bloaty.