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soooo probs a lot of people didn't watch this show, but my 17th most hated is:



Daniel Schuman (America's Most Smartest Model - Seventh Place)

So America's Most Smartest Model was one of the funniest and most ridiculous shows of all time. Everyone who enjoys reality TV seriously needs to watch it when/if a second season finally comes on.

The following video is like a bunch of clips of funny shit that happened on the show, but mainly at the beginning of the season.



some annoying Daniel moments are scattered through there. Daniel was I guess, the "ringer" for the show, since he went to Duke and had some engineering degree, while the rest of them were literally brain-dead skanks. But, turns out, Daniel can't model and was SUCH a whiny little bitch, and Andre the Soviet Warrior pwned him constantly. At about 3:30 theres a small clip of one of the times Daniel queened out and Andre had a hilarious confessional talking shit about him. This was a VERY common occurrence on the show, trust me. And it was never actually in a funny way, just in an awkward "omg chill out dude" kind of way.

The end of the clip is also a great "Daniel Sucks Moment" when they were doing the workout vid and Daniel punches like the biggest girl ever.

Daniel's ultimate awful ridiculous freakout came when the cast got a note to go out for Daniel's birthday and to party it up or whatever. So Daniel gets TRASHED and then it turns out the whole thing is a challenge which he fails miserably at, and Van Jameson Logan dominates. It was great. Seeing as Daniel was trashed, he FREAKS the fuck out and shrieks about how they ruined his birthday, he was disrespected, he throws shit around the house, breaks lamps, cries...its seriously insane and wonderful at the same time. One of the most dramatic freak-outs ever in reality TV, IMO. (Of COURSE those bitches at VH1 have regulated on youtube yet again, and I can't find a clip of the freak out, sorry)

also, check out his shitty modeling:



even the Virgin Queen Mandy Lynn couldn't save that picture

So yeah, Daniel sucked. He wasn't funny and was just overly dramatic and whiny. He honestly whined every episode, and I think anyone who watched the show would agree that Daniel is very deserving of his spot on my most hated list.

now for my...........









Seventeenth Most Loved(s) =o





Rex Newmark (Big Brother UK 9 - Still in House)

and



Lisa Appleton (Big Brother UK 9 - Still in House)

so originally when I wrote this list, I was totally unaware of the blissful wonder that is LISAOWNAGE, so she wasn't on the list. =( I decided this was simply unacceptable, but to keep the very important legitness of my list, I decided to have her and Rex tie for 17th place and represent my two most loved BBUK 9 people (sorry Dale and Sara!...and Rachel lol)

I could probably write an essay on why I love each of these two so much, but I'll try and keep it short and sweet.

Rex dominated real early in the season for me, cause hes a hawt snarky misunderstood spoiled rich kid, and I'M a hawt snarky misunderstood spoiled rich kid, so we are kindred souls <3. Rex says the kind of funny shit I would say in there, and is a reality TV "type" we don't get (in a guy anyways) (at least in the US).

My favo Rex moments are hard to pin down, cause its all of the little stuff that he does/says. He got in a fight with that bitch Alexandra back when everyone else was afraid to deal with her, and had his ubertouching DR where he explained how he doesn't have any guy friends outside the house omg me neither Rex <333 (although I'd rather have none than have Mohamed but maybe thats just me). He was also apparently trying to embark on a showmance with the wonderful underrated Stephanie McMichael, who would have been one of my favos if she lasted longer than a week So robbed.

Just recently Rex worked even harder to make me love him by having a go at the boredom that is RACHEL:



(btw I don't really HATE Rachel, I just think shes boringfest2008, thats all)

So yeah, Rex is great. If he can make it past the eviction this Friday, I honestly think he has a good chance at winning cause UK voters are morons who vote for asshole guys always, which is yay to me!

now, for the Amazonian Goddess that is...Lisa Appleton



<3 <3 <3 *swoon* <3 <3 <3

Lisa is love, theres little else you can say about her! I'll try though.

For those who don't watch BBUK, you're seriously missing out on a great show, but also, on Lisa. She entered the house with a Sylvester Stallone look-a-like boyfriend, Mario, who was domineering in every way. Most of his time with Lisa was spent during sexy exfoliating seshes in the bathtub. He was evicted a few weeks ago, but Lisa still managed to shine in little moments before he left.

Some great Lisa moments:

1. My avatar <3
2. Big Brother:� Can Lisa please come to the Diary Room?
Lisa: Lisa...the pizza....
3. The time Lisa told everyone she has had psychic moments, including moving a piano with her mind, and bouncing a car "four or five times" x 10000
4. Her hilarious tranny laugh: "Heh heh heh heh heh..."
5. Her and Mario explaining how they have a "fan club" with millions of fans
6. She recently told the house her best friend discovered the human genome, and used to be a bodyguard and some other random job
7. The fact that she is a BOUNCER outside the house lol
8. Her ridic implants

Its hard to sum up all the great random Lisa moments, for they are so numerous and amazing. Its really the little things with her, and the way the show edits it. The whole house will be talking, then Lisa will say something totally random/ridiculous, there will be a ten second pause where no one says anything, and then the show will cut to a new scene. Its guaranteed laughs every time.

Lisa is still pretty UTR when it comes to nominations thankfully, and is right now one of only three people not nominated. Definitely a good sign that we could be blessed with LISAOWNAGE until the finale <3

p.s. Check this out if you are brave/looking for sexy Mario/Lisa time:



so thats the first person from AMSM on either list, but also the last of the BBUK9 people on either of my lists. Spoilers for the next entries!

i think steph would have ended up being my favo of the season

le sigh. me too. <3 reality TV blondes.

as for the VJ vs. Andre debate, like the Gogos, my lips are sealed until further on in the countdown, sorry

updates coming tomorrow!

update time!

My Sixteenth Most Hated:

Terry Dietz (Survivor: Panama - Third Place)

seething Terry HATRED

I know Terry comes from a long line of over-rated "All-American" douchebags on Survivor, but although I could have picked any one of them to represent this illustrious list on my countdown, Terry has always stuck out to me, in all the wrong ways.

first off, Terry formed my least favorite kind of alliance ever, a gender-based one, and an all-male alliance at that. He was determined to send Panama into the shitter and would have voted out every female from his tribe if Casaya hadn't saved Sally (who really was boring as crap, but whatever). His alliance included that skeletal tard Dan, who contributed to the most nauseating tribal council ever when he was booted. That music they played, and didn't they all salute him or stand or something? Jesus Christ. I wanted to slit my wrists while that was going on. Easily the most boring and annoying alliance EVER on Survivor.

Also, Terry was against Aras, the lurv of my life, or at least that season of Survivor anyways. their rivalry led to the laffo "whaaaaambulance" moment, which summed up my feelings on Terry exactly. "Wah, I'm a whiny douchebag who is sad no one will make an alliance with me cause I can't offer them anything of any value! Why won't people go from 4th in their alliance to 5th in mine? =( I JUST DON'T GET IT!"

The one specific moment my hatred for Terry truly boiled is when he had it out with Aras over who most deserved to have their family members picked for the reward. I don't remember everything, but he was just SO condescending and kept saying how he deserved to have a visitor more than Aras cause Terry's was his wife and Aras' was his mom...so freakin what? Just cause Aras wasn't going to bang his visitor, that made him wanting to see his mom less important? And Terry just did NOT get it and kept droning on about it. ugggh

the only positive part of Terry is that he provided one of my favorite parts of Panama, when the lovely Danielle kicked his ass out <3

now on to happier and more stripper-ific things with myyy....



Sixteenth Most Loved



oops...



Ivana Ma (Apprentice 2 - Fifth Place)

Ivana Ma is an fing Asian GODDESS among many Apprentii goddesses <3

everything about Ivana was amazing and perfect. I've already said twice that Apprentice season 2 was perfection, and it really was. It might seem like a bit overboard to have three of the women from it in my Top 27 reality bitches, but they are all three very deserving. Ivana most so <3

Pretty much every great moment of that season was provided by Ivana. It all started in week 2 when Bradford gave up (immunity? exemption? I forget their term for it) and was then fired by Trump. and thank god he did it, otherwise Ivana was the sure target, and we woulda missed out on weeks of her hilarity. as best shown in Naj's Welcome to the Boardroom epic saga, Ivana then held her head and said "Oh my God" approx 20,000 times. I forget all the specifics there but she was hilarious in her desperation.

According to Wikipedia, Ivana was in the boardroom 4 times throughout the season, and provided laffos every appearance. Her back-handed insults were hilarious, especially in the Chris-firing boardroom. She kept saying the most hilarious stuff, again, see Naj's Welcome to the Boardroom for this, anything I would say would pale in comparison <3

There was also her great one-sided rivalry with Jenn where she would blame Jenn for things like their team losing, the executives liking her more than Ivana, and the Holocaust.

Ivana's swan song was in the final 5 episode, where she (and her pants) went down in a blaze of glory:



btw evidently Google Image search considers this a major moment too, cause that pic pops up like 3 or 4 times on the first page when you search Ivana Ma That must be quite an honor! <3 She was so hilarious in this episode though, where she trashed Jenn/Sandy for looking like whores and really showed them her sense of morality by...taking off her pants for money. lol x a lot

I dunno what Ivana is doing now with her life, maybe hawking jewelry like fellow Asian goddess Peih-geesus?



one can only hope <3

no spoilers for the next two, cause again I don't have my list, but I can assure you they will be very hateable or lovable.

omg yay! I didn't know if other people actually fell for that shtick of Terry's, thank god I wasn't alone in hating him.

i blame terry and terry alone for making the first half of exile island unbearable. so much of the premerge was terry getting the OTTPPUSA4EVS edit while his tribe sucked all fun out of the season by being super boring AND taking up valuable time by going to tribal so often.

X. That basically perfectly describes my hatred for him.

I really wanna rewatch his going off on Aras about his mom too, I forget what he said exactly, but like UKK said it was SO doucetastic/obnoxious