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My Twentieth Most Hated is:



Jonathan Penner (Survivor: Cook Islands - Seventh Place, Survivor: Micronesia - Fifteenth Place)

Oh man. Jonathan is a complete retard, and thats why hes on this list, first and foremost.

I HATED him on Cook Islands, a lot. Hes the stereotypical psycho paranoid crazy person a la Eliza except not fun at all. Normally I love crazy people, but Jonathan is unfunny and boring. But unfunny would be ok if he wasn't also a complete RETARD. His strategies never seemed to make any sense whatsoever. The only thing he did which wasn't moronic was when he did the mutiny with Candice, cause he woulda been screwed if Aitu had lost any challenges. But when he did his own mutiny after the merge...oh god. It was just so stupid! He went from at worst, fifth, to at worst, fifth, where one of the other four had a fucking IMMUNITY IDOL. Meaning he could never hope to get Yul out, and Yul was a huge threat to win. Or he could have tried to go up against such strategic geniuses like Nate Gonzalez and <3 Adam Gentry <3 in the finals. It was just so dumb, and I couldn't stand how smug he was about it, as if he had come up with some great strategy: "Oh yay, I moved up from fifth place to umm...fifth place. Oh wait, shit...". Of course, Jonathan's dominance was short-lived and Adam and Parvati out-smarted him with their jury votes strategy after just Nate and Candice had gone, and out the door went Jonathan, which for those of us keeping track, meant he went from a guaranteed fifth place to...seventh.

As for Micronesia, I actually liked him a little more than on Cook Islands. He wasn't as obnoxious, so that moved him a bit lower to be honest. If it wasn't for Micronesia, I prob would have had him in my top 5 hated people. Maybe because this time around he was PeopleILikeOwned and StickOwned and he didn't get the opportunity to gain power and be annoying. His fight with Cirie was minorly entertaining, but again, I found him totally annoying and overrated.

So he also has one of the most delusional fanbases to ever hit Sucks. The whole Jonathan Christ thing honestly makes me want to barf with how annoying it is. Even now his stupid fantard thread is on the first page of Clubs. Ralph. I always root for the underdog too, so everyone hyping him probably just made me hate him even more. Thankfully everyone's hyping of him has never really resulted in anything, and Jonathan has performed shitty both times he was in the game. <3

Now for the first Survivor winner on my list.........









Twentieth Most Loved:



Aras Baskauskas (Survivor: Panama - Winner)

Aras is a GOD! I dunno if people found him boring or not, but I <3 Aras. First off, hes the only person I've ever correctly picked to win pre-season, but maybe thats cause I always used to pick the most random people to win, like Amber in Australia (altho I guess I was just 6 seasons too soon). He was unlike most of the winners up til that point, cause he was in control and an obvious player in the game, as opposed to a lot of UTR bitches who did nothing and floated to their win. Yawn. Also, Aras was involved in an epic struggle the whole season with someone else who may or may not be appearing on one of these lists ASAP. Exile Island was also one of my fave seasons evar cause of the exciting post-merge and the hilarious Casaya tribe. Aras beating out Terry when it came down the finals was one of the happiest moments of my life, cause Terry Dietz is a douchebag who tried to ruin Exile Island with his "vote off anyone with a personality" shenanigans...but thats a subject for another part of my list =o.

Aras seemed like he was different than the typical mactor who normally fulfills his age demographic, but thankfully Aras was just as mactoriffic as any of the others <3 Turns out, Aras is part of the hippest group of reality mactors around, which is a definite plus:





<3 mactors <3 When everyone on your speed dial is a millionaire from a CBS reality show that your other best friend cast, you know you're awesome. Aras also deserves lots of love for bringing the "Whaaaaambulance" saying into America's hearts and minds. <3

Oh and the last reason is that Aras is HAWT



Dayum girl! Aras really knows how to smile with his eyes

Spoilers for the next two!