Trixie Delight wrote:
I haven't heard the details yet, U9.
Isn't this why people drop by with food? With the hope of getting the details.
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My neighbor's wife died yesterday
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 51 (07/02/08 2:49 PM) VM17 |
Don't send food. Just stop by and explain that her passing was part of God's plan and is likely the result of God being angry at him, probably for a
lustful thought he had about another woman. Hilarity ensues.
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xabana |
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Posts: 6715 (07/02/08 2:49 PM) |
You serve him the recipe Papa listed and he'll be reunited with his wife in no time.
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 Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 24863 (07/02/08 2:51 PM) put Angel in the corner
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 PAPA, that rivals the tot casserole.
Now people, you take over food cause when somebody dies you end up getting a ton of people over at yer house, they will be hungry and you shouldn't have to even worry about food. I see Squash has lost a clever gene. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13836 (07/02/08 2:51 PM) super badass |
Seriously, just leave him the fuck alone. Why the fuck would he want you to stop by let alone bring food over?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9666 (07/02/08 2:59 PM) |
It seems like too much is left to chance.
IN THE EVENT OF MY WIFE'S DEATH, PLEASE PROVIDE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF THE FOLLOWING: Vodka Microwave Burritos (Beef) Those Little Meatballs Spanish Red Wine - preferably Rioja Hookers Clean Underwear and Socks Dog Treats Tortillas Tortilla Chips Blocks of Monterey Jack Cheese Air Freshener PLEASE REMOVE: Her clothing - from the closets, not her corpse Whatever all that shit in the bathroom is The Plants that will otherwise die from lack of water TIA. |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 6876 (07/02/08 3:00 PM) Registered User |
Hamdingers wrote: Uhh, gross. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 530 (07/02/08 3:03 PM) |
Send over champagne and a box of condoms.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 3248 (07/02/08 3:04 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Remind me never to buy a house beside squash.
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23381 (07/02/08 3:10 PM) Registered user |
What is this tatertotserole? I'm intrigued. Is it anything like the Duggar's Tater Tot Casserole?I first encountered it in "The Company Cookbook". http://www.amalah.com/photos/the_company_cookbook/ Check it out if you want a laugh.
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U91731 |
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Posts: 8892 (07/02/08 3:14 PM) Registered User |
A nice tray of deli meats and cheeses might be nice if you don't like the pizza idea. Of course if he's old he won't be able to eat anything
mentioned in this thread. Those clogged arteries don't need anymore fat stuffed in them.
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 6877 (07/02/08 3:21 PM) Registered User |
Thanks, Guppie
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Posts: 1537 (07/02/08 3:22 PM) Huge apathy
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Old people eat candy, LOADS of candy. And from experiance seeing them in action, laxatives are high on their list too...so chocolate exlax brownies should meet
all his and his families needs nicely.
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 533 (07/02/08 3:24 PM) |
Send over one of those rubber vaginas.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 9311 (07/02/08 3:26 PM) Registered User |
Make it something freezable, we had so much food at my Sisters house we had to freeze half of it but it came in handy the next couple weeks when no one wanted
to cook. Attach cooking directions, with a note to buy a salad in a bag and a loaf of french bread to go with it.
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 535 (07/02/08 3:30 PM) |
And a rubber vagina.
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 2920 (07/02/08 3:30 PM) Registered User |
Jesus Fucking Christ - that tator tot website is Hee-Larious.
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Posts: 5915 (07/02/08 3:31 PM) Registered User |
Ham buns. Minnesota funeral ham buns.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 3250 (07/02/08 3:31 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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broccoli salad. Yum. |
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23382 (07/02/08 3:31 PM) Registered user |
I know!! My husband and I found that one Saturday night and almost peed ourselves laughing.
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