Instilling paranoia into Blondie, thereby destroying young love?
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Is it wrong to get road head if you have your dog in the backseat?
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Posts: 5695 (07/02/08 8:48 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9671 (07/02/08 8:50 PM) |
The dog must have a REALLY long neck.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 8746 (07/02/08 8:53 PM) this won't end well.
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will you enjoy that the dog is watching?
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TC |
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Posts: 523 (07/02/08 8:54 PM) I Need A Clue
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That dog is gonna be crosseyed.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 6207 (07/02/08 10:26 PM) Registered user |
I know how you feel about this.
My boyfriend and I had sex in the shower while the cat was in the bathroom and trying to get in with us... He's a strange cat... |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 4202 (07/02/08 11:42 PM) |
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TUNA SURPRISE |
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Posts: 795 (07/02/08 11:46 PM) Registered User |
TequilaVaquero wrote:
And doesn't THIS bring a nice mental image? Road head tartare! |
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 ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6231 (07/03/08 12:01 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Beware of the undertoad. |
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2557 (07/03/08 5:24 AM) Registered user |
Beware of bumps in the road that may cause her to bite down.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16931 (07/03/08 6:14 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Dammit Blondie give her the ring already and you get another couple of years while she is planning the dream weddin'!
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pretzeldential |
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Posts: 2569 (07/03/08 6:23 AM) Registered user |
I got bedhead this morning.
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16933 (07/03/08 6:33 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Well wet your hair down then use a little gel and it will not be so bad.
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Powers |
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Posts: 3951 (07/03/08 6:35 AM) |
Since you're going to have talk your s/o into giving you road head, why don't you just let him drive on the way up and do it to him...maybe he'll
return the favor on the way back.
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pretzeldential |
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Posts: 2572 (07/03/08 6:38 AM) Registered user |
So getting head from some skank is morally questionable but giving your dog your backseat is okay... ???
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RoMa |
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Posts: 35904 (07/03/08 6:57 AM) |
Sounds like Powers has a story he'd like to share
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 4208 (07/03/08 7:13 AM) |
lol
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Powers |
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Posts: 3957 (07/03/08 7:17 AM) |
Actually, Romo, I do.
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma soto balca" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1677 (07/07/08 1:19 PM) Registered User |
The dog must have a REALLY long neck.Hot Damn Hammdingers! That sure was funny and original! I can't believe no one else said that! So getting head from some skank is morally questionable but giving your dog your backseat is okay... ???Some skank? It's my gofo of over 2 years. Are you freaking out about animal rights? Are you one of those gays? Beware of bumps in the road that may cause her to bite down.Accidental deepthroat is still deepthroat Dear SHag, Get off my dick about marriage, I already have enough people all up on my nuts about it. She doesn't want kids any time soon, if at all, so there is no hurry. She is just feeling old because she will be 25 in about 2 months. <3, Blondie PS Texas > Your New State BTW The road trip came and went. I didn't get any sort of road head. |
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numb |
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Posts: 187 (07/07/08 1:26 PM) |
Your dog must be a giraffe!
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1678 (07/07/08 2:07 PM) Registered User |
Your mom must be a whore!
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