We're driving back for 4th of July tomorrow and it's about a 4.5 drive. We have an english bulldog who rides in the backseat and I'm trying to talk the gofo into road head. Is it wrong if the dog sees it? I mean he can't tell anyone.
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Is it wrong to get road head if you have your dog in the backseat?
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Is it wrong to get road head if you have your dog in the backseat? |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 4649 (07/02/08 10:24 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
Just take extra caution to stay away from dog whisperers.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9637 (07/02/08 10:25 AM) |
No, but it's pretty fucking rude. Would you go through the drive-thru and not offer him any fries, too?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1668 (07/02/08 5:34 PM) Registered User |
He's fixed, I don't know how well that would work.
But I do appreciate your sensitivity. |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3095 (07/02/08 5:36 PM) Registered user |
You'd be putting your dog at risk - a sudden swerve off the road could sent him flying out the window. Don't do it.
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 556 (07/02/08 5:40 PM) |
I think you're all missing the point here. Didn't you see where he said he has to try and talk her into it?
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 2578 (07/02/08 5:44 PM) Registered User |
more likely the dog is gonna lick your dick while the "girlfriend" sits in the backseat.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 4195 (07/02/08 6:23 PM) |
Blonde has a deathwish?
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BEMHO 79 |
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Posts: 75 (07/02/08 6:41 PM) Registered user |
Have the bitch jerk the dog off while blowing you, that way he's sure to not complain.
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Posts: 373 (07/02/08 6:47 PM) Registered user |
Why would it be wrong if he sees it? Hasn't he seen you have sex before? My dog likes to watch. She's a dirty bitch.
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TC |
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Posts: 510 (07/02/08 7:15 PM) I Need A Clue
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Your dog must have a REALLY long neck.
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SoakingInIt |
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Posts: 353 (07/02/08 7:17 PM) Registered user |
It is NEVER wrong to get road head.
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PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5263 (07/02/08 7:22 PM) Registered user |
Just play peanut butter with the dog when you get home so it's fair for everyone.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3555 (07/02/08 7:27 PM) Registered user |
Road head is never wrong. Well, it is wrong if there is a child in the back seat. So it is almost never wrong.
BTW, when are you going to marry that girl? You seem very, very happy with her. |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5688 (07/02/08 8:21 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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When we've established whether or not she's into bondage and good enough for him, dammit!
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1669 (07/02/08 8:23 PM) Registered User |
I'll marry her when I'm damn good and ready. She's already all over my dick about it, I don't need a lesbian thousands of miles away that stood
me up on our date bugging me about it.
It's a bulldog, I don't think he would be too gentle when peanut butter was involved. My dog has a thick neck, TC, only his is muscle, not neck fat. |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5689 (07/02/08 8:25 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Aren't you a little young for the marriage-pressure thing? How soon does she want to have kids?
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TC |
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Posts: 519 (07/02/08 8:43 PM) I Need A Clue
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God, I hate it when no one gets me.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3558 (07/02/08 8:45 PM) Registered user |
Ok, ok. Don't marry her. See if I care.
You do seem happy though. ::frets:: |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5693 (07/02/08 8:46 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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We got it. We're latching onto the personal drama instead.
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TC |
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Posts: 521 (07/02/08 8:47 PM) I Need A Clue
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WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN HIS DOG LATCHING ONTO HIS TEENEEEPEENEE FROM THE BACK SEAT???
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