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sadllama |
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I'm pretty sure anyone who goes to Starbucks just for a regular coffee is an idiot to begin with.
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WiscBadger95 |
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New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing StarbucksCAMBRIDGE, MA-Starbucks, the nation's largest coffee-shop chain, continued its rapid expansion Tuesday, opening its newest location in the men's room of an existing Starbucks. "Coffee lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite Starbucks gourmet blends," said Chris Tuttle, Starbucks vice-president of franchising. "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating." The new men's-room-based Starbucks, the coffee giant's 1,531st U.S. location, will be open to both men and women when not "in use." In addition to offering specialty coffees from around the world, it will serve freshly baked pastries, Italian pannini sandwiches and soups, as well as the rest room's usual selection of toilet paper and soap. "This is a great addition," said Jonathan Connolly, a Boston-area banker who tried out the new Starbucks Tuesday. "I was enjoying my usual triple mocha latté in the main Starbucks, and I had to go to the bathroom, where three people were in line to use the stalls. The wait might have been a problem, but, to my great pleasure, there was another Starbucks right there, ready to serve me more delicious coffee. And the baristas were helpful and courteous." Connolly added that after he finished drinking his coffee and using the bathroom, he stayed for a poetry reading near the urinals. "I was a little bit worried about the new restaurant cutting into our business," said Dave Grobelkowski, manager of the original Starbucks. "But the only people going there are ones who have already purchased items from us anyway. And if we run out of stirrers or cream, we can just go to the bathroom and borrow some." According to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the new location represents the beginning of a long-term expansion plan. "Eventually, Starbucks rest rooms everywhere will sell coffee," Schultz said. "But that ambitious scheme is at least five years down the road. In the meantime, we plan to open an additional location in this Starbucks' ladies' room within months, and are already drafting plans for a fourth restaurant along the corridor leading from the main seating area to the rest rooms. At some point a 'Star-bucks Express' window will eventually open in the walk-in closet of the men's room Starbucks." "Drink our coffee," Schultz said. "Drink it." |
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Buggles73 |
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I prefer Second Cup to Tim Hortons as well. I don't get the Tim's love. There was on in my neighborhood in Toronto where people were lined up out the
damn door every morning. And yeah, their coffee tastes burned. I had a friend in high school that lived right next door to a Tim Hortons and their house always
smelled like donuts
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Onno |
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squashthebeef |
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dannystultz wrote:
See, here's the problem. Anybody who thinks cinnamon, hazelnut, butter pecan, or any other loonball flavo(u)r belongs in coffee, let alone tastes "good" should not only have thier opinion ignored but should probably be slaughtered and shoved up a vegetarians ass. |
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Jakob Speed |
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El Bingo Gringo wrote: agreed. Country Style had an old school, simple coffee that was fairly smooth. It was a nice brew. I had one near me from 1987 to 2001. I was a big fan.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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See, here's the problem. Anybody who thinks cinnamon, hazelnut, butter pecan, or any other loonball flavo(u)r belongs in coffee, let alone tastes "good" should not only have thier opinion ignored but should probably be slaughtered and shoved up a vegetarians ass. I'm starting to think I liked you better when you were m.i.a. |
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unkle greggo |
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Looks like Starbucks is going through the same thing that McDonalds went through in the 80s. They focused to much on expansion and not enough on existing
stores.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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I thought the a franshisee was protected from having another Starbucks within a certain distant so they do not compete with one another.
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WiscBadger95 |
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If I'm not mistaken, Starbucks doesn't franchise, they own all their stores.
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