Open Letter to Canadian Drivers in the US

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survivorjb2003	Open Letter to Canadian Drivers in the US	Lead	[-]
Posts: 5739 (06/30/08 10:06 AM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In our country, green means go. Even moreso, if you are at a light that has a green arrow, IT MEANS YOU CAN TURN IN THAT DIRECTION BECAUSE IT IS GREEN. Also, signs that say "Right Turn on Red" mean...guess what? YOU CAN TURN RIGHT WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED!!!! Your country sucks and you all should die, especially the country-hick French speaking variety but ESPECIALLY the ones that say "Eh".
ilikelissie		#1	[-]
Posts: 12480 (06/30/08 10:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A week or two ago I saw a Quebecois truck driver come within an inch of killing a whole family. Stupid douche.
merkyl		#2	[-]
Posts: 55403 (06/30/08 10:08 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate EoT too!!
squashthebeef		#3	[-]
Posts: 13805 (06/30/08 10:09 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You can yell at canadians and not worry about being shot.
Hamdingers		#4	[-]
Posts: 9511 (06/30/08 10:11 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Also, THIS... Is a cow. There has apparently been some confusion in your school systems.
Penelope McBagpipe		#5	[-]
Posts: 3166 (06/30/08 10:14 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squashthebeef wrote: You can yell at canadians and not worry about being shot. Yes but I guarantee they will drive off with hurt feelings. Do you want that on your conscience?
ashley madison		#6	[-]
Posts: 7362 (06/30/08 10:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	country-hick French speaking variety like your ancestors?
Link Please		#7	[-]
Posts: 628 (06/30/08 10:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just makes you feel all stabby, doesn't it, Jibbers?
ilikelissie		#8	[-]
Posts: 12481 (06/30/08 10:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funny story: A few years ago some buddies and I went to a Yankee game. I was driving and there was a full on traffic jam in the parking garage after the game. I noticed the guy edging in to the lane in front of me had Ontario plates and when he got a wheel on me I screamed "MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU GODDAMNED CANADIAN FUCK!!!!" The whole carful of canooks sat stock still and stared straight ahead until we got out of the garage.
star jumper		#9	[-]
Posts: 34562 (06/30/08 10:17 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Canada only have one road, so making turns is difficult for them.
GregBuisIsADick		#10	[-]
Posts: 6102 (06/30/08 10:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shut up, you stupid fucking American. We'll drive any goddamned way we feel like in your suckhole of a country and you'll fucking like it.
Penelope McBagpipe		#11	[-]
Posts: 3168 (06/30/08 10:21 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shut up, you stupid fucking American. We'll drive any goddamned way we feel like in your suckhole of a country and you'll fucking like it.
drinkinghotchocolate		#12	[-]
Posts: 29968 (06/30/08 10:21 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm going to be paying the price for this cow thing the rest of my life. At least it makes me laugh I'm with ya, I shouldn't drive in the US - I cause enough problems driving in Canada Freeways=SCARY
squashthebeef		#13	[-]
Posts: 13808 (06/30/08 10:22 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: squashthebeef wrote: You can yell at canadians and not worry about being shot. Yes but I guarantee they will drive off with hurt feelings. Do you want that on your conscience? Oh I would never yell. I'm neighborly like that. Welcome to our country, drive any way you like!
ilikelissie		#14	[-]
Posts: 12483 (06/30/08 10:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GregBuisIsADick wrote: Shut up, you stupid fucking American. We'll drive any goddamned way we feel like in your suckhole of a country and you'll fucking like it. This language is what we call "Message Board Canadian" Translated into real life English that you might hear when confronted by a Canadian in person: "Excuse me.....I'm sorry....oh sorry....have a nice day, eh."
drinkinghotchocolate		#15	[-]
Posts: 29970 (06/30/08 10:25 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yes but I guarantee they will drive off with hurt feelings. Do you want that on your conscience? Vive la Canada Reminds me, I was on a shopping trip in the US and apparently they have parking lots with one-way lanes (ANARCHY, I tell you). So, me the tourist was going the wrong way in one of these lanes. An American rolled down his window cursing at me. If he had a gun, he would have shot me I reminded him that there would be no running water in his buttfuck town if we Cannookians didn't drive down to walk around in Target for a weekend
GregBuisIsADick		#16	[-]
Posts: 6105 (06/30/08 10:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	As usual, you bone-headed Americans make the same mistake. Canadians are polite; we are not nice. If you don't believe me, watch our hockey players in action. So maybe we'll say "sorry" after turning you into a smashed pile of blood, bones and snot but don't confuse that with being pushovers.
ilikelissie		#17	[-]
Posts: 12484 (06/30/08 10:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't try to lie to us. We all saw Canadian Bacon.
WylDawg		#18	[-]
Posts: 15731 (06/30/08 10:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: Canada only have one road, so making turns is difficult for them. Yes, but we have proper grammer.
ilikelissie		#19	[-]
Posts: 12485 (06/30/08 10:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We are also all fans of Ice Road Truckers and by watching this show we are able to conclude that 75% of all Canadian males are retarded and the other 25% are weirdo Jesus freaks.
survivorjb2003		#20	[-]
Posts: 5740 (06/30/08 10:30 AM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ashley madison wrote: country-hick French speaking variety like your ancestors? Like my geriatric grandfather, who isn't allowed to drive anymore. Just makes you feel all stabby, doesn't it, Jibbers? Only if it involves you. I think I hate the Quebecois the most. They seem the most inept. Seriously, Canadians have to be the stupidest people ever. Our hospitals get flooded with them when tourist season starts. How does someone fall off of a 60 foot ladder ON VACATION!?!?! At least one Canadian dies in Maine every tourist season by murder. They are usually killed in Old Orchard Beach and sometimes their bodies are found underneath the Pier. You'd think they'd get the hint.

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