My boyfriend just told me he has herpes!

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DonnaRama		#61	[-]
Posts: 150 (07/01/08 7:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I Have Lived Before wrote: NatalieCunialLulz wrote: I Have Lived Before wrote: Was I a bitch to storm out of his place and call him a disease fuck? Should I ask if he was just trying to break up with me? He called me just one time since then and left a short voice mail saying that he was sorry. oh well if he said sorry i don't see why you shouldn't just put this all behind you. oh, and speaking of behinds, did you take it up yours? cause that might further complicate the issue No, didn't take it up the ass. no, no, you really did.
spragenspelt		#62	[-]
Posts: 2044 (07/01/08 7:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wow he has had herpes longer than most of the ppl on sucks have been alive!
I Have Lived Before		#63	[-]
Posts: 124 (07/01/08 8:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yep. He's 53 now. I was 7 years old when he got the damn thing.
Hamdingers		#64	[-]
Posts: 9605 (07/01/08 8:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i repeat. Best break-up tactic EVAH.
blondemss		#65	[-]
Posts: 8985 (07/01/08 8:35 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ewwww, you slept with a fifty three yo?
I Have Lived Before		#66	[-]
Posts: 125 (07/01/08 8:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm 38, so it isn't too bad. He's actually great in the sack.
Hamdingers		#67	[-]
Posts: 9611 (07/01/08 8:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, that herpes really gives the ol' penis that extra 'oomph'.
blondemss		#68	[-]
Posts: 8987 (07/01/08 8:44 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	tis the bumps
Eurytol		#69	[-]
Posts: 1760 (07/01/08 8:44 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You know what goes well with old people and herpes? Lemons. Lots of lemons. Check out lemonparty (dot org!) if you really start missing your boyfriend. You'll get shades of nostalgiac.
I Have Lived Before		#70	[-]
Posts: 127 (07/01/08 9:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's not that fucking old.
IndifferentCow		#71	[-]
Posts: 1535 (07/01/08 9:10 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's fucking you. We heard.
OuijaBroad		#72	[-]
Posts: 5046 (07/01/08 10:14 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	53 is old. Sorry.
Hamdingers		#73	[-]
Posts: 9618 (07/01/08 10:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	53 isn't that old. But 31 year-old Herpes? That shit is fucking immortal. RIP WHOEVERDAFUCKYOUARE
I Have Lived Before		#74	[-]
Posts: 128 (07/02/08 9:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yep. I guess I did.
I Have Lived Before		#75	[-]
Posts: 129 (07/02/08 7:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The fucker still doesn't get it. He can't understand why I'm so mad. He keeps calling me the second he gets home from work to discuss it. I asked him today if he would sit there and watch me drink poison, because that's what he was doing to me.
Hamdingers		#76	[-]
Posts: 9667 (07/02/08 7:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey. It's me. You still mad?" "What do you think?" "Oh, calm down. It's just Herpes. It's not like it's the AIDS or nuthin'." "Are you fucking kidding me? What if I sat down and started drinking poison right in front of you? Would you let me do that? Because it's the same thing!" "Um. What kind of poison?" "Who cares? POISON." "Well, I mean, like really old poison that might not make you sick at all but tastes really good?' "FUCKING POISON, ASSHOLE!" "No, no. I get that. But, you know, there's degrees n' shit. I mean, if it's just going to make you sick for awhile, but I still get head...I mean...that'd be okay, right?" "It's fucking poison. I could die. Right there. Right now. You just gonna watch?" "Probably not." "PROBABLY not?!?!" "Well, again, I mean, if we're right in the middle of something, and you just sorta do it...I mean, you know how much I hate to slip outta the groove thang." "We're through." "Stop being such a baby." "WHAT IF I PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD?!?!" "NOW you're talking."
I Have Lived Before		#77	[-]
Posts: 130 (07/02/08 8:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My goodness, Ham are you syping on me or something?
DaveSoGay		#78	[-]
Posts: 5050 (07/03/08 11:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I read statistics about one in four people have herpes. I just wonder, how come we don't see more people walking around with herpes sores?
LoverInADangerousTirne		#79	[-]
Posts: 14 (07/03/08 11:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did you have herpes in your previous life? Karma=boomarang.
Visa Declined		#80	[-]
Posts: 2579 (07/03/08 11:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	herpes must be worse than HIV, crabs or gonorrhea, anal prolapse, yeast infections or voting republican because my friends have freely discussed their brushes with those but I have never heard anyone admit to having herpes. Weird. Maybe I travel in conservative circles.

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