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My boyfriend just told me he has herpes!
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 Eurytol |
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Posts: 1670 (06/29/08 9:33 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3545 (06/29/08 9:35 PM) Registered user |
Vaginalitchlee?
Are you going to change the fucking thread title or not? |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1671 (06/29/08 9:37 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Clotrimazole!?!?!?
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 1606 (06/29/08 9:40 PM) |
Wasn't this a Cheech and Chong bit?
"Anyone having contact with Debbie Hensen please report to the free clinic" "Hey, ain't that your old lady man?" "Not anymore dude." |
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1483 (06/29/08 10:25 PM) Registered User |
Zeep wrote: I'd love to know why a "supposed" noob riles Zeep up so. |
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 shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 1178 (06/29/08 10:26 PM) |
Condoms would do jack shit to protect you against herpes...
besides diseased fucks who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. |
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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Posts: 1448 (06/30/08 1:46 AM) Registered User |
1 in 5 has the herps
come on which of you is diseased? |
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 754 (06/30/08 5:13 AM) |
I Have Lived Before wrote: No, but not so much for having herpes but being a liar, he lied about having and std, and had unsafe sex with you, you toatally should have stormed out on his herpes riden ass. |
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 8707 (06/30/08 5:45 AM) Registered user |
You should contract genital warts and give him make-up sex.
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 722 (06/30/08 5:48 AM) Registered user |
You were too mean to him, he really loves you and you should run back to him.
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 1616 (06/30/08 6:03 AM) |
Love is but for a moment,
But herpes is forever |
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Powers |
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Posts: 3895 (06/30/08 6:19 AM) |
Look at the bright side, now that he's given you've got the herpes, it gives you a really good reason to stalk him until he falls back in love with
you.
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B DeBrun |
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Posts: 16993 (06/30/08 7:01 AM) |
beagle's 1st OT post apparently set too high a standard to reach...
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5179 (06/30/08 7:17 AM) Registered User |
Get tested and if positivie, sue the bastard.
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ArtfulEgotist |
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Posts: 714 (06/30/08 7:24 AM) Registered user |
You should have cut his diseased winkie off!
You really dropped the ball on this one. |
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I Have Lived Before |
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Posts: 123 (07/01/08 7:42 PM) |
OK, here's the update. The fuck said that he got it 31 years ago at his bachalor party and on his honeymoon he and his new wife both became infected. He
goes on about how if I love him it shouldn't matter and is trying to guilt trip me. I'm not buying it though.
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1524 (07/01/08 7:44 PM) Huge apathy
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31 years ago. At a bachelor party...this guy sounds like a fucking keeper!
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 10159 (07/01/08 7:45 PM) Registered User |
I hope you don't get the shingles from your herpes when you are older . I've heard they are very painful.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 7460 (07/01/08 7:46 PM) Registered user |
NotQuiteDeadYet wrote: Obviously the posters who's post numbers in this thread are multiples of 5. |
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 692 (07/01/08 7:46 PM) |
you haven't really lived before you get the clap, toots
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