My boyfriend just told me he has herpes!

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Eurytol		#21	[-]
Posts: 1662 (06/29/08 9:05 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lissie has herpes!?!?
Zeep		#22	[-]
Posts: 8110 (06/29/08 9:06 PM) Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shag wrote: But more importantly, how's her syntax? It screams JuCo washout. Was that mean?
Penelope McBagpipe		#23	[-]
Posts: 3140 (06/29/08 9:06 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, who hasn't got the old "Sooo, what's going on? Oh btw, sorry about that whole herpes thing. Anyway, you're awesome. I'll be chatting" call?
I Have Lived Before		#24	[-]
Posts: 117 (06/29/08 9:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NatalieCunialLulz wrote: I Have Lived Before wrote: Was I a bitch to storm out of his place and call him a disease fuck? Should I ask if he was just trying to break up with me? He called me just one time since then and left a short voice mail saying that he was sorry. oh well if he said sorry i don't see why you shouldn't just put this all behind you. oh, and speaking of behinds, did you take it up yours? cause that might further complicate the issue No, didn't take it up the ass.
Eurytol		#25	[-]
Posts: 1663 (06/29/08 9:08 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Errr, I need to know if you are being facetious in that post before I answer. eta: that was directed towards Penny. obviously the Herpes Harlot didn't take it up the ass coz her head was lodged up there.
Shag		#26	[-]
Posts: 5581 (06/29/08 9:09 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Zeep wrote: Shag wrote: But more importantly, how's her syntax? It screams JuCo washout. Was that mean? Terrible. Now she'll never earn her yellow star.
TW4Life		#27	[-]
Posts: 255 (06/29/08 9:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I Have Lived Before wrote: No, didn't take it up the ass. Fuckin' prude.
Penelope McBagpipe		#28	[-]
Posts: 3142 (06/29/08 9:12 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Herpes Harlot was my first ezboard nic DRILLER. I knew you were keeping a plethora of CSNs you slunt. (zeep will be proud)
Hamdingers		#29	[-]
Posts: 9494 (06/29/08 9:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish I'd said that.
The Balloon Artist		#30	[-]
Posts: 1602 (06/29/08 9:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bacalaitos wrote: That an interesting tool he has for breaking up with people. Instead of hey Im not interested no more, he uses the "hey I have herpes and I may hve given it to you too" method. Its brilliant, no chance of messy breakup. And like who are they going to tell in real life?
Eurytol		#31	[-]
Posts: 1666 (06/29/08 9:15 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Its brilliant, no chance of messy breakup Until that person discovers she doesn't have herpes and was lied to, gets pissed off enough to contract herpes from a random stinky homeless man, gets you wasted and then revenge fucks you... giving you herpes. Then you're totally fucked.
Penelope McBagpipe		#32	[-]
Posts: 3143 (06/29/08 9:15 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bacalaitos wrote: That an interesting tool he has for breaking up with people. Instead of hey Im not interested no more, he uses the "hey I have herpes and I may hve given it to you too" method. Its brilliant, no chance of messy breakup. An imagination is a great thing. I once got the "I can't see you anymore because I just found out my brother is gay" thing. Fuck I hate when that happens.
Eurytol		#33	[-]
Posts: 1667 (06/29/08 9:18 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You can marry your brother in Canookia? Quelle surprise.
Zeep		#34	[-]
Posts: 8111 (06/29/08 9:18 PM) Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: Herpes Harlot was my first ezboard nic DRILLER. I knew you were keeping a plethora of CSNs you slunt. (zeep will be proud) Thanks, PeePee!
The Balloon Artist		#35	[-]
Posts: 1603 (06/29/08 9:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hear that's contagious PM
Kurthi76		#36	[-]
Posts: 1238 (06/29/08 9:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Family Guy - Herpes
FREE FREE X BILKIS		#37	[-]
Posts: 467 (06/29/08 9:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HEY THANKS FOR THAT FAMILY GUY CLIP. I JUST FREAKIN' LOVE THAT SHOW IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME. HOLY CRAP LOIS.
The Balloon Artist		#38	[-]
Posts: 1605 (06/29/08 9:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey Sally, It's me Dave. Uh,.....say , uh you having any itching or anything? Oh really! Uh you ever heard of Zovirax? Uh no. Uh well ......... I think we need to break this off.
I Have Lived Before		#39	[-]
Posts: 119 (06/29/08 9:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The funny thing is that his name is really Dave (and my name ends in "ly" but spelled differently).
Penelope McBagpipe		#40	[-]
Posts: 3147 (06/29/08 9:33 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does anybody else get the feeling that bilkis is being sarcastic sometimes? It's probably just me.

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