I'm seriously debating whether or not to send an inflatable black man. Thoughts?
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Eurytol |
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So I'm sending the usual: baby wipes, eye drops, books, and tons of snacks -- what else is a good idea to send, however? The person in question is a PFC
(army) in his mid-twenties with a great sense of humor (strange combination of squashthesalad, KF, with a little bit of yubbin's insanity).
I'm seriously debating whether or not to send an inflatable black man. Thoughts? |
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Trixie Delight |
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When my nephew was in Iraq, we'd send him a six pack of vitamin water. Except one of the bottles was emptied and filled to the brim with Grey Goose.
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Eurytol |
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Grey Goose? Pfft.
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IndifferentCow |
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Paper, pens/pencils, I imagine sunscreens provided?
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annie normas butt |
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Pre-paid phone card
Powdered drink stuff to add to water...like propel Shampoo/Deodorant Deck of cards |
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Eurytol |
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He has oodles of sunblock, but the stationary can be a fun twist. Maybe get some Hello Kitty for him and his comrades.
Always give him phone cards and I gave him Gatorade packets last time... this time I'm going with Stoli, he'll probably appreciate that more. Deck of cards is a good idea, though. Hopefully I can find a deck of cards that happens to be terribly inappropriate. |
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Trixie Delight |
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Stoli? We may have to have a town hall meeting over that.
Seriously, do the wipes, the sweets, but those boys luv some contraband. They deserve it, too. |
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Booberri |
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music CD's? DVD's?
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squashthebeef |
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ammo
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CBRetriever |
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salsa
seasonings (pepper, seasoned salts, tabasco sauce) games (cheap electronic ones) and batteries |
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Dani10 |
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Magazines like Maxim.
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darlingal |
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softballs, Frisbees, other small outdoor activity items
AA batteries (they have access to all other sizes) dvds, music CDs, & CD storage books nail files & nail clippers black wool socks or insulated boot socks foot powder antifungal cream room deodorizers/air fresheners small sewing kit toothpaste, toothbrushes, mouthwash, & floss |
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squashthebeef |
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smokes
yer drawers |
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Trixie Delight |
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TOOTHPICKS!
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IndifferentCow |
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Hot topic has inappropriate playing cards, also what about cold packs?
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Eurytol |
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What if he uses the toothpicks and accidentally kills his black man? Too risky.
Thanks, guys. (Especially with the recommendation of batteries -- always forget to send batteries!!) |
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Trixie Delight |
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He will not kill his black man.
They love the teef scraping. Plus, they like having one hang out of their mouth. |
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Eurytol |
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Isn't Hot Topic that store for emo kids? I'm afraid of purchasing anything from there on the off-chance that it will render him into becoming PFC
Soulless Fuck... of the AMERICA!
Kay, Trixie. If anything bad happens to him or his inflatable black man, 'though, I will kill the shit out of you. (TM) |
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annie normas butt |
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darlingal |
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Send board games-the ones they have made into key chains.
slinkys, a whole mess of squirt guns Ziploc bags what you can't send: # Obscene articles (prints, paintings, cards, films, videotapes, etc). # Firearms. (no kidding...) # Any matter depicting nude or semi nude persons, pornographic or sexual items, or non authorized political materials. # Bulk quantities of religious materials contrary to the Islamic faith. Items for the personal use of the addressee are permissible. # Pork or pork by-products. |
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