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Posts: 106 (06/28/08 8:44 PM) |
wrsrules wrote: Guess we don't have to ask how your mother ate while pregnant with you |
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JeffGator |
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Posts: 3858 (06/28/08 10:30 PM) Registered user |
I'm 25 and graduated from college over 3 years ago. And we don't have arranged marriages in our religion.
So the rule here in Israel, is that you have to be in the country for six straight months...if you leave, you have to start the 6 month count all over again. I've actually been in Israel for way over 6 months, but my wife, who is from London has not. I'm actually covered anyway under a cheap dollar a day insurance just to be safe. My wife is the one with no coverage. She claims though that the insurance here will cover birthing costs even though she is not on it yet. But worse case she will just fly back to London to have the baby since she has full coverage over there. And I really don't think that cravings necessarily mean you need whatever is in them. Twizzlers are pretty devoid of nutrients, but people like the sugar so they eat them. Update: For dinner last night my wife ate fast food with her family and she now has really bad food poisoning. I keep checking the toilet to see if the baby is in there. |
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 Axle the Bulldog |
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Posts: 265 (06/28/08 11:37 PM) Registered user |
Not if you get it after you become pregnant. Still, it's stupid. |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9431 (06/28/08 11:45 PM) Nobody reads me.
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I shook the eight ball and asked and it said "all signs point to yes".
It could be worse, you could have twin 'tards. A boy and a girl named...Special and Ed. |
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kooyah |
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Posts: 4185 (06/29/08 12:29 AM) |
JeffGator wrote: Some might say gay is retarded. |
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 749 (06/29/08 7:15 AM) |
peanuts4444 wrote: And who the hell are you? As a matter of fact my mother smoked and ate like shit while she was pregnant with me, as she still does, bitch.
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bendnkrack |
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Posts: 528 (06/29/08 7:57 AM) Registered user |
If she's craving sour twizzlers she's probably needing vitamin C. Get her some juice or something.
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 24827 (06/29/08 8:08 AM) put Angel in the corner
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Axle the Bulldog wrote:No it's not. It's like trying to get auto insurance after you hit a tree. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 22758 (06/29/08 9:17 AM) |
I sense a Darwin Award coming out of all of this
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 1572 (06/29/08 9:51 AM) |
No, apparently he has already procreated and passed on his faulty genetics on to future generations.
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DYATH |
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Posts: 370 (06/30/08 3:45 PM) |
when did JeGa come back?
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24460 (08/08/08 7:59 AM) Registered User |
MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on
the roof of the car.
ADVERTISEMENT Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car. The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later. The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg. Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun. She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother. |
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 520 (08/08/08 8:06 AM) VM17 |
First, good to see you back, JeffGator.
Next, congratulations on the baby. Finally, never...and I mean NEVER...try to tell a pregnant woman what to do. She will kill you and eat your kidneys for breakfast and your testicles for a mid-morning snack. And will never be convicted if there is even one mother on the jury. That's just how it is. If she wants a cherry Slurpee™ at 2:00 in the morning, then throws it on the side of the road after one sip, after you've driven 45 minutes over the mountain to get to the nearest 7-11, smile and go back to bed. Do not -- under any circumstances -- a) get irritated or b) ever mention it again. Just trust me on this one... And, no..."cherry Slurpee™ is not a blowjob euphamism. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8393 (08/08/08 8:07 AM) Registered user |
And, no..."cherry Slurpee™ is not a blowjob euphamism. Sounds more like a menstruation euphenism. |
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 522 (08/08/08 8:15 AM) VM17 |
2ManyAndersons wrote: Anyone can eat pussy. Takes a real man to earn his wings... |
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Man Eatter00 |
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Posts: 549 (08/08/08 8:15 AM) |
It's not discussed very often, but depression DURING pregnancy can be a real problem for women who have a history of depression. We went through invitro to
get pregnant, but once I was pregnant, I got so depressed I hoped that I would lose the baby. My hubby got me to a doctor who put me on anti depressants and
now I'm back to normal.
Try to get your wife to a doctor, depression is not something to mess around with. As for what she's eatting, the baby will take the nutrients it needs and leave her body with nothing to run on, but the baby will get what it needs. She needs a prenatal vitamin at least, and you can get those over the counter. Congratulations on the baby and good luck. |
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 523 (08/08/08 8:31 AM) VM17 |
Depressed women make the best mothers.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5571 (08/08/08 8:39 AM) Registered User |
Anyone who eats organic is a rotten control freak.
Head for Dr Phil, he will tell you. |
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 524 (08/08/08 8:40 AM) VM17 |
99 gay retarded babies...
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 525 (08/08/08 8:47 AM) VM17 |
Buncha non-centurion pfukkers...
100 toasts to Li'lGator... |
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