Is my baby going to be retarded??

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NancyGracesBangs		#61	[-]
Posts: 3480 (06/28/08 6:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Push her down the stairs. It's the only way.
ginaf20697		#62	[-]
Posts: 31308 (06/28/08 6:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think Jeff needs this
Mister Yuck		#63	[-]
Posts: 3445 (06/28/08 6:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NancyGracesBangs wrote: Push her down the stairs. It's the only way. and push yourself after her
NancyGracesBangs		#64	[-]
Posts: 3483 (06/28/08 6:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ohhhhhhhhhhhh good one. Ouch, my feelings. And how does one push themselves down the stairs? Shouldn't I just jump or dive? I'll go see what I can do.
Mister Yuck		#65	[-]
Posts: 3446 (06/28/08 6:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not you, him Okay, maybe you too
NancyGracesBangs		#66	[-]
Posts: 3484 (06/28/08 6:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, oopsie. Whew! :leaves stair case:
Mister Yuck		#67	[-]
Posts: 3448 (06/28/08 6:54 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Every time I miss Jax, I'll try to remember that JeGa/Scruffy exchange. I can't believe I ever lived near such losers.
TC		#68	[-]
Posts: 270 (06/28/08 6:56 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Luckily a woman's body is smarter than her brain. If she is craving twizzlers then her body needs something in twizzlers. If she wants to eat dirt, her body needs something in dirt. And it's hard to stop a pregnant woman from getting what she wants. The baby will be fine. It will take anything it needs from her. She might end up fucked up. But the baby will probably be ok if she does what she feels like she needs to do.
MouthbreathingDemonPiglet		#69	[-]
Posts: 108 (06/28/08 7:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DO NOT LISTEN TO TC. Her little son, Baxter, was born without any legs because she ate nothing but pasta sauce from a jar for nine months.
NancyGracesBangs		#70	[-]
Posts: 3488 (06/28/08 7:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought it was Cream of Mushroom straight out the can?
TC		#71	[-]
Posts: 273 (06/28/08 7:08 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baxter has four giant legs and is currently going through a big bag of Nurto Natural Choice for Large Breeds at record pace. Thank you very little.
squashthebeef		#72	[-]
Posts: 13782 (06/28/08 7:16 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Buy her a happy meal. 12 year olds love the happy meals.
thecolbster		#73	[-]
Posts: 316 (06/28/08 7:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JeffGator wrote: She had heard a rumor from a friend that using birth control inhibits your ability to ever get pregnant. I argued with her about this for a while and i finally won. She had the prescription and pills sitting on her shelf and waiting for her next period to start taking them. But that next period never came. OMG. Jeff married Manda.
wrsrules		#74	[-]
Posts: 747 (06/28/08 7:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TC wrote: Luckily a woman's body is smarter than her brain. If she is craving twizzlers then her body needs something in twizzlers. How stupid!! So her body needs corn syrup and artificial colors and flavors huh. OK.
CBRetriever		#75	[-]
Posts: 19053 (06/28/08 7:32 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	somedays I'd trade you three 75 pounders for one baxter, especially now that the youngest is trying to hump the oldest and she's having nothing to do with it.
TC		#76	[-]
Posts: 278 (06/28/08 7:32 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You are obviously a moron.
wrsrules		#77	[-]
Posts: 748 (06/28/08 7:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When my sister was preg wih her first she ate cheetos and diet cola, didn't take her prenatal vitamins because they made her sick she said, that kidi s 25 now and dumb as a stump, I mean really dumb, her 2nd kid she ate good and that kid is very smart. It is crucial for brain development to eat good.
Pahrump Mania		#78	[-]
Posts: 1299 (06/28/08 7:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My Aunt's body told her that she needed cigarettes and booze when she was pregnant with my cousin. He knows the alphabet all the way up to J.
TC		#79	[-]
Posts: 280 (06/28/08 7:41 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wrsrules wrote: When my sister was preg wih her first she ate cheetos and diet cola, didn't take her prenatal vitamins because they made her sick she said, that kidi s 25 now and dumb as a stump, I mean really dumb, her 2nd kid she ate good and that kid is very smart. It is crucial for brain development to eat good. See. Moron runs in the family.
thecolbster		#80	[-]
Posts: 317 (06/28/08 7:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeff, if you need serious counseling, please seek a professional. Anyone know the bat/frat signal for bradyboy?

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