Here's an illustration of how lame they are:
I went to seem them when they toured with Kiss and there was a couple sitting behind us....the husband was a Kiss fan and the wife was an Aerosmith fan.
Kiss played first, did an hour and a half, came out for three encores and basically put on their usual incredibly loud and tight show.
After the explosions and flames had died down the husband says "So what did you think of that....pretty awesome huh?"
The wife says "Oh yeah??? Well you see that rope hanging by the side of the stage? Later on Stephen Tyler is going to swing on it!!"
Aerosmith's show was a perfect tribute to the incredible lameness of that comment.


















