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 Dr Weems |
I declare today.... |
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Posts: 38456 (06/23/08 11:24 AM) |
....is "talk like a crazy Vietnam Veteran Day".
Yeah...I heard George Carlin's act on a tape..... ..when I was in a leech infested foxhole in the jungles off Danang. Charlie didn't laugh at "comedy"....he was happy just not to sleep in his own shit. |
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Posts: 9116 (06/23/08 11:28 AM) |
It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter.
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Posts: 38458 (06/23/08 11:30 AM) |
The only parties Charlie had was when he popped out of a spider hole and mowed down half our platoon with a rusty AK47.
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Posts: 3388 (06/23/08 11:32 AM) Registered User |
how long before this offends someone? |
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Posts: 38459 (06/23/08 11:50 AM) |
How long before America pays tribute to those of us who gave our youths to serve our country?
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Posts: 2932 (06/23/08 11:52 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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DIDDY MOW
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Posts: 4951 (06/23/08 11:55 AM) Registered User |
Hmmm, I see....
Weems' shmoopie is not willing to come to terms with his demands, so he escapes into an alternate reality to spare himself the emotional pain. |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 38461 (06/23/08 11:57 AM) |
Sometimes.....I still hear Charlie taunting me from the jungle ......"FUCK YOU SHMOOPIE! YOU GONNA DIE SHMOOPIE. I KILL YOU ALL SHMOOPIE."
It's a nightmoare that will never end. |
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Posts: 3390 (06/23/08 11:58 AM) Registered User |
no indignation yet?
I suggest you use the word "gook" |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 38462 (06/23/08 12:01 PM) |
HEY HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT YOU UGLY AMERICAN FUCKING FUCK!
YOU ARE WORSE THAN LBJ. All these people wanted to do was have a small plot to grow rice and come home to their families and grass huts. |
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Posts: 2934 (06/23/08 12:11 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Vietnam is beautiful. I would go there in a heartbeat. I just wouldn't take any leisurely strolls through the woods on account of the hidden KABLAMMOs
left over.
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Posts: 9123 (06/23/08 12:24 PM) |
It's the hidden mimes you have to watch out for. They jump out and pretend they're happy to meet you. They're easy enough to kill with a finger
pistol, but fucking-a...they take forever to die.
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Posts: 38463 (06/23/08 12:40 PM) |
Yes Peepee.....Vietnam IS beautiful.
Ho Chi Minh did a lot to plant bluegrass in the mine craters. Napalm is great as an herbicide.....much better than "Roundup". |
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Posts: 4848 (06/23/08 1:00 PM) Registered User |
Don't mention family members dude
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