Antishowmance wrote:
It's absolutely hilarious when a contestant who threw his allies under the bus brings up honor and integrity. You deserved the moniker of twatwaffle.
149. Katie "Antishowmance" Gallagher
So here you are. With the police monitoring your alcohol intake, you had turned back to food, only to find that for the moment, fortunately, your self-loathing was slightly more powerful than the black hole that lurks deep in your belly. On the flip side of that stroke of fortune was the grim truth that you now needed something more escapist than the bottle, and more fulfilling than eating a baby cow. You were at your wit's end, trying and, just as quickly, abandoning both the warm allure of your close personal relationships and the rough hours demanded by conversion to Mormonism. Finally, you saw it! A light at the end of your collapsing, self-built tunnel! An online community called Survivor Sucks.It was everything you ever wanted, and so much more.
Alas, Survivor Sucks, like your grape soda and vodka binges of yor, is a fickle lay. It's demands, as it turned out, were greater bitches than your few vaguely redeeming qualities were able to overcome. In this, as in all things, you have ultimately failed. And while some people are able to learn from their mistakes and grow as human beings, this is simply not the case here.
See, I know that Survivor Sucks was your last hope. And I also know that now you've got nothing left but a freezer full of spirit, and a heart weak with none. You know what must be done! For the first time, you've got to make a hard choice and follow it through to it's conclusion.
This is where I say goodbye.
