#38 Lindsey- I wish that tick on your ass would've fucking sucked the little life out of you that you had out there in Africa. You fucking cunt.
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The Random Survivor Trashing Game
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Posts: 5664 (06/21/08 9:40 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 16596 (06/21/08 10:10 PM) >: | |
178 - Shane Powers - Dude, no. Just no. You can blame your tirades on the lack of cigarettes, but the truth is, you
are insane. NO ONE screams at another person over a rock that is being used as a chair. And while I would miss my son tremendously if I was away that
long....I would NOT pick up a slab of wood and pretend to be text messaging him. You are fucking insane, and a total loser. I pray that your son doesn't
end up a loon like you.
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Posts: 2211 (06/21/08 10:36 PM) Registered user |
#74
Penny Ramsey, you are an absolute douche and waste of space. May your parents be massacred for bringing you, the evil cuntess of retardation, into this world. Oh yeah, and FOAD...bitch. |
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Posts: 1126 (06/21/08 10:55 PM) |
235 - Amanda Kimmel
1. Lividmanda is a satire, so you can stop thinking how Sucks loves you (AK, kenc, and phoenix excluded). 2. You lost to Parvati and Courtney, who would pretty much be like Katie to any player with skill. Oh, wait. 3. Hopefully the humiliation endured from almost winning again but losing to two people who would probably receive a vote between them up against any other player was worth all the cocksucking you did to get casted on Half-ASS in the first place. 4. I'm fairly certain that Ozzy only likes you because you were fairly close to winning (before you fucked up again, lolz) and because your man hands could easily give him a decent hand job, that is, when he wasn't being serviced by Erik. 5. Could you possibly post anything other than spam? I guess it fits your personality to a tee, but come on. Have a little effort. |
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Posts: 801 (06/21/08 11:02 PM) Stranger with benefits
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#173: Nick Stanbury
Um, well, um... who? Was this guy even on Survivor or is he a mistake in the list? |
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Posts: 22892 (06/21/08 11:47 PM) |
81. Ryan Aiken
Being the first boot in a season that is themed as the battle of the sexes... well, it couldn't get much lower than that. |
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m0t0 maj1 |
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Posts: 593 (06/22/08 12:37 AM) |
I got 215:
Alex Angarita - you insufferable jerk. Happy to have your ass handed to you by Cassandra? Mhmmm hmm... 4 Horsemen, my ass... |
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pinoyako |
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Posts: 2311 (06/22/08 1:17 AM) Registered user |
124- Leann Slaby
I'mma slab you in the face! >=( |
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Posts: 928 (06/22/08 1:50 AM) |
46. Lex van den Berghe
What can I possibly say that hasn't been said already? 
and my fav: 
Dear Lex, Fuck you for blaming me asshole! Signed, Your Gut *rumbles* p.s. A huge thank you and round of applause for all the creative people behind these chops. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34266 (06/22/08 7:41 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
#144 Staphme.
You look like a fucking clown with your orange skin and penciled on eyebrows. |
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Posts: 338 (06/22/08 7:50 AM) |
I LOVE YOU PHOENIX!!!!!! The TWATWAFFLE Movies are ABSOLUTLEY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They made me laugh so
hard
I got #153: Brianna Varela (Guatemala): Should have not played the "I love to Shop, Girly Girl" strategy. By the way phoenix, put the TWATWAFFLE movie in this thread as well please: http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/734/t/If-the-Survivors-Starred-in-Movies-Ressurected.html?page=1 Thanks!!!! |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34267 (06/22/08 7:53 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
phoenixtobootcamp wrote: @ Zombie Shii
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34268 (06/22/08 7:59 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Oh and Thailandsurvivor, Survivor Ninja, Mariposa, and Dyke Cruser should be baned.
#05 Dirk Been Christian make fun of gay guy. Gay guy vote out Christian and then win one million dollars. PWNED!!! |
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Posts: 9002 (06/22/08 8:39 AM) Registered User |
#244 - Jason Siska
...You just had to give me an easy one, didn't you, random number generator? Congratulations on being the dumbest fucking person to ever play this game, Jason Shithead. YOU MISTOOK A STICK FOR A FUCKING HII. A FUCKING STICK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT? Oh, but wait! You weren't there to win or anything sensible like that! You were there to suck down Ozzy's load and brag about beating Ozzy. Well congratulations, you beat an overrated immunity whore! You also got outsmarted by a fucking horrible strategist with that fucking idol stunt! But wait, let's not forget your shining moment of idiocy, if you can actually have only one instead of, say, thirty! Ozzy got voted out because he didn't play the HII, so what do you, Jason Siska, the next obvious target to go, decide to do when you have an honest-to-god actual HII? YOU DO THE SAME EXACT THING OZZY DID AND GET YOUR ASS VOTED OUT IN AN EVEN MORE PATHETIC FASHION! And all because a lesbian told you you were safe! You fucking idiot! Way to be possibly the dumbest fucking person to ever play the game. Your complete and utter idiocy fucked you over, and I hope you're happy now that you lost every fucking shred of dignity you ever had, you fucking worthless douchebag. |
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Posts: 10606 (06/22/08 10:56 AM)
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Hey hey, look at what's back! I LOVE the new high tech spin on it -- nicely done, DES!
What I also love? I got 74. I am not kidding. The most fortuitous of all coincidences. Penny Ramsey The single most self-centered c.unt ever to play the game. No matter what was happening, she managed to turn things into "it's all about me." Srsly, I think that alone of all the 274 morons who volunteered to play this game, she alone would be the only one I'd avoid should I spot her in an airport or something. Plus her gameplay was abysmal. I almost wish she hadn't been pagonged so we could've seen her trapped without allies in the post-merge individual game rather than get pagonged with the rest of her tribe. Maybe even to have gone all the way to the F2 as the mother of all F2 goats. As the Penny Ramsey Hate Club days wound down -- the single best period of Sucks' storied history -- I copied someone else's list of things that pissed me awf and added to it: PRHC reminders: -Excessive smirking -Shii Ann hatred (possible racism? I don't think so, but some do) -Stabbing Erin in the back -Stabbing Jake in the back (3 times) -Obvious fakeness (to Chuay Gahn) -Self centeredness -Blaming others for problems -Thinking she was voted off for being a threat -Final TC question being "it's all about ME ME ME ME ME!" And here's my old sigline. Dammit I miss KoM. ____________________ "From Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!" Herman Melville's Captain Ahab, while watching Penny breaching first during last week's tribal council.
Gold charter member of the PRHC
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Lost Survivor Heroes |
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Posts: 232 (06/22/08 11:23 AM) |
I was gonna try and do this, but I got 4, and I can't trash Ramona.
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Posts: 10607 (06/22/08 11:29 AM)
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Sure you can, it's easy.
Ramona makes me sick to my stomach. See? |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34277 (06/22/08 11:36 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Lost Survivor Heroes wrote: Bane this asshole too. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5412 (06/22/08 11:38 AM) Registered User |
#92 - Heidiot Stobel
Heidi, you did have two things going for you. However, neither one was intelligence or athletic ability. |
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Posts: 205 (06/22/08 12:01 PM) |
I would love to lock you up in a padded cell with Simon Cowell. He'll rip you a
new one for mumbling about how evil the idol is.
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