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TC		#41	[-]
Posts: 419 (06/18/08 10:04 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Good idea. K, go to a bar and drink until you can't feel them crunch under your feet.
EmmaPeel		#42	[-]
Posts: 1657 (06/18/08 10:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you saw a few, that means that there are hundreds, nay thousands in the walls. And I hope you're not prone to asthma, because roaches can bring that on....not to mention the big poison needed to cull them. Enjoy! p.s. maybe you can get out of your lease
SonOfAbraxas		#43	[-]
Posts: 4275 (06/18/08 10:12 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Poor Khnum. I would die.
kooyah		#44	[-]
Posts: 4095 (06/18/08 10:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	But first, you would cry.
Citizen Postal		#45	[-]
Posts: 73 (06/18/08 10:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TC, please pardon my lack of clarity. Allow me to explain. I was refering to the Browning Automatic Rifle. The mean summbitch spits out approx. 500 30-06 rounds per minute. Excellent means of dealing with cockroach infestations. Or infestations of just about any kind really. I positively adore mine. (And yes, gun fanatics, the pic does look quite a bit more like a Thompson than a BAR, but that's as close as I could find. So bite me) EDIT: how come yuku doesn't allow the "plus slash minus" symbol for "approximately"? I hate yuku. Fuck yuku up the ass with a broomstick sideways. Last Edited By: Citizen Postal 06/18/08 10:45 AM. Edited 4 times.
Penelope McBagpipe		#46	[-]
Posts: 2696 (06/18/08 10:35 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have never seen a cockroach in my life. Not once.
Notkf59		#47	[-]
Posts: 148 (06/18/08 10:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Burn down the building. Sorry, but it has to be done.
TC		#48	[-]
Posts: 426 (06/18/08 12:06 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why would you need a plus slash minus when you hav ~
Citizen Postal		#49	[-]
Posts: 87 (06/18/08 12:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Because I like to do things my way.
TC		#50	[-]
Posts: 427 (06/18/08 12:20 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	...and you're too stupid to have known that.
r		#51	[-]
Posts: 2968 (06/18/08 12:22 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: I have never seen a cockroach in my life. Not once. I don't think they like the freezing cold.
BJ		#52	[-]
Posts: 5812 (06/18/08 12:59 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lease or no lease, I'd get out of there. Maybe you can sub-let.
Citizen Postal		#53	[-]
Posts: 93 (06/18/08 2:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	...and you're too stupid to have known that. May you die choking on the diseased cocks you slurp. Last Edited By: Citizen Postal 06/18/08 2:44 PM. Edited 1 times.
JVL58		#54	[-]
Posts: 495 (06/18/08 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Citizen Postal wrote: TC, please pardon my lack of clarity. Allow me to explain. I was refering to the Browning Automatic Rifle. The mean summbitch spits out approx. 500 30-06 rounds per minute. Excellent means of dealing with cockroach infestations. Or infestations of just about any kind really. I positively adore mine. (And yes, gun fanatics, the pic does look quite a bit more like a Thompson than a BAR, but that's as close as I could find. So bite me) EDIT: how come yuku doesn't allow the "plus slash minus" symbol for "approximately"? I hate yuku. Fuck yuku up the ass with a broomstick sideways. you could shoot your eye out!
khnum		#55	[-]
Posts: 18161 (06/18/08 2:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm totally not leaving. I'm gonna kill those fuckers, it's my mission.
thumbalenae		#56	[-]
Posts: 2274 (06/18/08 3:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lol - you couldn't handle South Florida - or Florida for that matter. cockaroaches EVERYWHERE.
khnum		#57	[-]
Posts: 18162 (06/18/08 3:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	k
ScruffyGuy		#58	[-]
Posts: 8175 (06/18/08 3:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Has anyone mentioned that late at night, when you are sound asleep, cockroaches enjoy crawling into your ear so that they may devour your brain and lay their eggs in the vicinity of your amygdala? The blatant attack on your emotional center can lead to serious mood swings and bouts of severe depression. On their way to the amygdala, they may also damage essential gray matter that controls basic bodily functions, so you might find yourself crapping in your pants or suddenly crashing to the floor in the throes of a grand mal seizure. You may wish to keep a hard-cast rubber tube clenched between your teeth at all times until they are gone for good.
Link Please		#59	[-]
Posts: 569 (06/18/08 3:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And yet it's still less painful and damaging than reading a Scruffy post.
Citizen Postal		#60	[-]
Posts: 100 (06/18/08 3:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	they may also damage essential gray matter that controls basic bodily functions, so you might find yourself crapping in your pants or suddenly crashing to the floor in the throes of a grand mal seizure. Hey! That sure explains a lot. Thanx!

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