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the lovely rabbit wrote:

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...I work with a lot of weirdos; strange people with their eyes way too close together. Lots of uglies, and fatties, and ugly fatties. Pretty bleak.
...Everyone who works there is alarmingly stupid ...
...I attribute that to my marginal good looks and rack rather than to my actual personality.
...not quite in my best mood, when this chick with ugly, puffy hair saunters in with an attitude and slams a receipt down on the counter.
...At this point, she has a really ugly look on her face and I'm already put off.
...and that's I just start laughing in her face.
...I was like, "Really? Wow, if she thought I was being rude, I might as well have actually been rude to her. She's the dumbest human alive." And my manager shook her head and was like, "You just can't say that." You could tell she hated her life.
...But I thought to myself, "You shan't break my spirit, oldie. It's not my fault you're content with having shit slung at your face daily." Althought it's sort of admirable, you have to admit.
...So that's when I officially started hating my job. Hopefully I'll get fired soon. I mean, I need the money, but I wasn't made for this whole 'standing up, smiling, and working at the same time' thing.

Please find a job more suited to your delightful attitude. I think they're probably hiring fluffers in the Valley.