hatebrigade wrote:
I'm so glad I have large breasts. I am always going to hope it's a male cop who just needs some attention.
thus the inevitable pics please reply.... :kneejerk:
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Posts: 8112 (06/11/08 7:11 AM) Registered User |
Am I the only flawless driver here?
Should I start to flaunt the rules of the road and endanger the lives of others for the "cool factor" and the thrill of getting away with something? No accidents, no tickets. I use my turn signal, stay in lane, obey signs, drive defensively, don't drink and exceed the speed limit only momentarily to pass on the left. Last time I was stopped it was because a headlight was out, but I was returning home from Pep Boys with the new headlight bulb, purchased fifteen minutes prior. It had been pouring rain for two hours and the cop realized I was unable to install the bulb in the downpour. I could tell he was pissed because I had the bulb and the receipt and a great excuse and he got soaked standing outside in the rain to admonish me, but he knew he'd lose in court so he let me go with a finger wag. |
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Posts: 2773 (06/11/08 7:15 AM) Registered loser
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Scruffy = Ned Flanders |
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Posts: 8441 (06/11/08 7:18 AM) |
I actually got a ticket once for 'Allowing Unlawful Riding'.
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Posts: 2774 (06/11/08 7:20 AM) Registered loser
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Hamdingers wrote: Was it for having a guy on the roof? I got pulled over for that once. |
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Posts: 8113 (06/11/08 7:23 AM) Registered User |
Scruffy = Ned Flanders
But without all the Jesus...
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Posts: 8442 (06/11/08 7:23 AM) |
Close. My girlfriend was sitting up in the window on the passenger side of my truck talking to our friends in the back.
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Posts: 2775 (06/11/08 7:29 AM) Registered loser
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I was trying to think... other than not dui and speeding in a school zone I have committed just about every moving and parking violation on the books. I
haven't been caught doing them all and I have only had like 4 tickets for all the times I have been pulled over. 4 moving tickets I have had 40 some odd
parking tickets.
ETA: I have never caused an accident tho.
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Posts: 745 (06/11/08 7:32 AM) Registered user |
My girlfriend was sitting up in the window on the passenger side of my truck talking to our friends in the backTalking about rebel flags and gun racks? |
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Posts: 8446 (06/11/08 7:44 AM) |
Heh. No, it was a cheap-ass Nissan truck with fake rollbars. I don't even remember where we were going. Up to Yosemite or something, I think.
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Posts: 2778 (06/11/08 7:51 AM) Registered loser
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If you have rollbars (fake or not) you don't even need the gun rack. |
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Posts: 2649 (06/11/08 8:13 AM) Registered user |
I think I can trump Snakes and Arrows. I went to the beach one day and parked on a side street. My car had a bad tranny. Someone parking bumped it, and it
went down an incline and blocked the intersection. No damage to any property. Later that night when me and my friends came back the car was not there, I
thought it was stolen. Some old guy in the house I parked in front of came out and told me the story, and that it was towed to the police station were I could
go and pick it up. At the time there was 3 oz of pot in my car. I did not want to go pick up the car for fear of being arrested. I finally got the nerve up
and went to the desk Sargent. My heart was pounding out of my chest when I got there. He gave me a parking ticket for blocking a road way, and told me to be
more careful when I was in town. When I went to the police lot to get my car all of my pot and paraphernalia was laid out on top of my dash board. They had
searched the car and found it, but did not keep it. Damn the early 70's were great time to be a pot head.
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Posts: 4470 (06/11/08 8:14 AM) O.o |
You are all getting distracted. This thread is about the power and beauty of large breasts.
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Posts: 8450 (06/11/08 8:14 AM) |
Mutan wrote:Still had all of her teeth? |
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Posts: 1812 (06/11/08 8:20 AM) Registered User |
I got my first speeding ticket at 16, I was clocked going 83 in a 55! I remember going much faster! The officer said that if I had a good reason, he'd let
me off, only thing I could come up with is "I just felt like driving a bit faster". I got a $135 ticket and lost 3 points. I pleaded not guilty since
the cop sirens went off in one county and he didn't pull me over until I reached another county, by pleading not guilty they reduced my points down to only
losing 2 points.
I learned my lesson, and rarely speed anymore. |
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Posts: 1577 (06/11/08 8:26 AM) Registered User |
Have you noticed that Asian looking people never get tickets?
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Posts: 16812 (06/11/08 8:51 AM) |
TheFerBear wrote: I went 55 in a 25. No ticket. I did get the raging cop yelling "slow down next time asshole!" |
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Posts: 2457 (06/11/08 9:01 AM) MESS member |
I miss the days of real, live cops - photocop feels no pity and never lets anybody off with just a warning
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Posts: 7402 (06/11/08 9:47 AM) Registered Abuser |
Oh. I thought this thread was about the creepy old dude our young intern brought to the company picnic last weekend...
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Posts: 2926 (06/11/08 10:22 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Got my first speeding ticket at 19, going 85 in a 70. I think it was because I was in a Volkswagen Bug that the cop gave me such a hard time. And maybe the
hangover. I had frosted hair (natural brunette) and the policeman was VERY sarcastic. "How fast does this thing go, anyway?" "Now what color am
I supposed to put for your hair?" Right before it was all over with, t.ears rolled down my cheeks, but the ticket had been written. I could tell by the
look on his face that if I'd have cried earlier I wouldn't have gotten the ticket. DAMMIT TO HELL!
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