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I hate when this happens |
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Posts: 12033 (06/06/08 6:11 PM) Come Again? |
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 Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 2459 (06/06/08 6:13 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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SHUT.the.fuck.up
That CAN NOT be real. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 8220 (06/06/08 6:15 PM) this won't end well.
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she shits you not.
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 12034 (06/06/08 6:16 PM) Come Again? |
Apparently it's called runner's diarrhea. Which is pretty redundant.
Check out all the people in the background. Would you finish the race or go hide somewhere? |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 2462 (06/06/08 6:21 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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redundantly redundant wrote: Check out the girl in the light army green jacket. Now THAT'S a genuine cringe for the poor bastard. |
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2938 (06/06/08 6:22 PM) Registered user |
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 1397 (06/06/08 6:23 PM) |
Look at his own face. Hahahha.
"Ew it smells. Ew it smells. Ew it smells." |
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 7571 (06/06/08 6:24 PM) Registered user |
but why is it all over the front of him? I think he just spilled some nasty soup or someone threw something on him.
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sealbach |
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Posts: 3951 (06/06/08 6:24 PM) Registered user |
where's angie?
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2940 (06/06/08 6:26 PM) Registered user |
I don't know that she would be interested. That's shit soup. She's more of a shitball girl.
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ThumpusMagnus |
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Posts: 1185 (06/06/08 6:36 PM) MESS member |
"Billy Pilgrim shit thin gruel." -- Slaughterhouse Five
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 1252 (06/06/08 6:39 PM) Gay Canookian |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9090 (06/06/08 6:40 PM) Nobody reads me.
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When you're running in a race
and it flies up on your face: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're jogging down the road and you're butt tries to explode: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When it floats down the gutter and it looks like peanut butter: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When your tummy's feeling funny and your shorts are hot n' runny: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When your stomach kinda hurts and your anus starts to squirt: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're running down the road and you can't control your load: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you don't feel like a winner and your butt blows out your dinner: Diarrhea, diarrhea. |
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 1254 (06/06/08 6:42 PM) Gay Canookian |
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4532 (06/06/08 6:42 PM) |
C'mon people, he's a trooper!
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh-no, I got to keep on moving What a guy! |
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ThumpusMagnus |
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Posts: 1186 (06/06/08 6:43 PM) MESS member |
A friend's daughter, when she was about 6, always cracked me up because she pronounced it "dire rear".
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 5481 (06/06/08 6:47 PM) Registered User |
Is it strange that I just threw up some lettuce?
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2861 (06/06/08 8:36 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Only if you were eating something else.
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PoChop |
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Posts: 1636 (06/06/08 8:42 PM) Registered user |
I had something like that happen to me at a girlfriend's house.
Needless to say we broke up very soon after the incident. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16595 (06/06/08 8:45 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
wait... are you sure he didn't just puke? I mean I've done that when I was back in high school and conditioning for track... puke I mean, not shit
myself.
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PoChop |
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Posts: 1637 (06/06/08 9:33 PM) Registered user |
Oh yeah, it's real. A guy in my dorm knew a guy in high school this happened to in Evanston in the late 70's. I guess he got the nickname of Runny
after that. Poor fellow.
Imagine the embarassment and potential disruption to the awards ceremony if you happen to win the race. |
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