This NEW Clubs Game will start when Paris' game ends!
SOA is just not feeling the love these days and is now looking for someone to love him in the Clubs That Suck Forum. Someone that will alol at everything he says and agree with every decision he makes in the Big Brother and Clubs forums. He's also looking for someone that will slap some bitches around if they cause trouble.
Look at how super HAWT I am!
Potrait Courtesy of Lulz
Here's the deal.
You will start out as three two teams:
Straight Men
&
Lez/Bi/Str8 Wimmens/Gheigh Boiz
I don't expect to fall in love with any of you, but I guarantee you'll fall in love with me!
I expect MANY tearful rejections! (Yeah, you better cry, ho!)
Team HomoErection (forgot we had minors! eek!)
Team SuperSparklyGlitterGirls
pinoyako
spnintendo
- Azn straight boy
- Cheerleader and great dancer
- Student with excellent grades
- Secret agent
- Has great abs (yummerz!)
spnintendo
- 21m, gay
- Goes by "Jizz Pond"
- Recent Grad
- Will probably have sex with other contestants
- Loves RPG Games and reality TV
SurvivorFanGP
- Gay male
- Graduating in two weeks
- A shy and quirky uber-bitch
- Adventurous and optimistic
- A total manslut
Kitty Pryde1
- Straight Female Student
- Is a furry (obvs)
- Enjoys sci-fi, reality and dramas (hates chick flicks)
- Irish and Taiwanese
- Neither a drunk, nor a bad driver
HumongousDarling
- Gay male with no age
- Speaks 6 languages
- An extrovert and bitch
- On the quest for the perfect body
- Enjoys travel and TV
oh ehm gee
- 22m, Italian
- Enjoys champagne and working out (at the same time?)
- Mentors small children
- Enjoys BB, ANTM and various other reality shows
- Knows Tila Tequila
astroline
- 19 bi male
- Producer & DJ (hawt)
- Enjoys the company of older men
- Huge NASCAR and Tampa Bay Bucs fan
- College sophomore
solesurvivor01
- 17m, gheigh
- From New York
- Hopes to major in Chinese or Political Science
- Loves Survivor, TAR, The Apprentice
- Has a long tongue
edinboro
- 19m, bi
- Sweet, sensitive, affectionate
- Runs three miles a day
- Enjoys personality first, looks second
- Has the 3 Fs - Funny, Friendly, Flirty
Level 5
- Says he's incredibly sexy
- Australian
- Sexual superhero
- Enjoys video games
- Watches Survivor, TAR, ANTM, Project Runway
Team NotStr84Long
Paris Hilton
- A slutty model
- Enjoys Survivor, BB, The Mole, and American Idol
- Obsessed with David Archuleta
- Thinks SOA is the love of his(her) life
- Is kind of a big deal
TW4LIFE
- 24m, straight
- Loves hockey, golf
- BS in Math
- Enjoys a few reality shows
- Known as T-Dubster to his friends
finishthemoff
- Ageless straight male
- Looks like a fat backstreet boy
- Full-time grad student
- Strong and silent type
- Has dimples (a big +!)
Alffmix
- Ageless weed smoker
- Likes energy drinks and techno music
- Flirts with gay boiz
- Has manly scars and a huge gun
- Also has a killer set of abs (:drool:)
cg41386
- 22m, straight
- Broadcast Journalism major
- Loves Survivor and Big Brother
- Watches the news every day
- Also enjoys swimming, track and travel
NatalieCunialLulz
- 33m, straight
- Carpenter/Son of God
- Enjoys wine
- Can perform miracles
- Currently resides in Heaven
NickF227
- A straight manwhore
- Would cheat on someone with SOA
- Believe in ghosts, and believe in their sexiness
- Is versatile (shouldn't you be on the gay team?)
- Loves reality TV and sports
Us Kids Know
- Straight male
- Was on the track team in 7th grade
- Loves Dorothy on the Golden Girls
- Picks up people at blood drives
- Thinks he'll win this competition
kenc333
- 17m, straight
- Singer/Pianist/Student
- Loves Survivor, The Amazing Race and American Idol
- Nice, weird, dorky, spunky
- Enjoys jogging and swimming
