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OuijaBroad |
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SOA I feel your pain !!!! One of my superiors is still getting used to having email (Yeah, I work for the Flinstones)-- I get spaz outs several times a week,
such as "HURRY Someone get in here! My emails are not in order - they're all jumbled up!" (as in, sorted by topic instead of date, or whatever).
He still hasn't mastered cut, or copy, or paste, or the difference between clicking, and right-clicking. Oh, and don't eeeeeeeeeeeven bother to ask him
where he saved a file to. Just don't bother. :sigh:
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ColbyRulesAll |
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I don't work with any, but I sure do post with a bunch of them here.
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Gnarl24 |
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When I worked retail (KB Toys) we always managed to hire an idiot or two during the holiday seasons. They'd screw up everything, after awhile we'd make
them clean the windows or if we really hated them we'd force them to clean the hole's in between the shopping carts. Once that happened they'd
usually not come into the next shift!
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hatebrigade |
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Posts: 2400 (06/02/08 10:05 PM) Registered user |
My coworker is currently one month pregnant. She has assigned me the task of researching how to induce a miscarriage because she doesn't want to pay the
$550 for her abortion.
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PennyMontana |
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Bring her one of these..
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hatebrigade |
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Posts: 2402 (06/02/08 10:11 PM) Registered user |
She asked if I would do it since I am the most knowledgeable of our staff having completed Bio 11. I turned down the coat hanger and said yes to google.
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star jumper |
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My boss is a retard. I hate her now.
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Softtaco |
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I work with a bunch of retards. Mostly I tell them how much I hate them because they are useless idiots.
I do not get along with my coworkers. |
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Nat57 |
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or....when their screen freezes or they get this wierd message and you ask them if they have re-booted their PC and they say yes, you tell them to do it again,
and then all of a sudden everything works. They lie because they don't think that will fix the problem until you make them do it.or...when they call
because their password doesn't work and you tell them to turn on num lock and wow, their password works now.
I'm used to it now, but I'm getting more impatient with people, I don't know how those foreign techies do it. |
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Lamont and Ray |
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I wrote a user manual for a piece of software that was custom developed for a law firm. However, it wasn't all that complicated or unusual. One of the
features of the software is the ability to expand and collapse folders using the standard sign.
You know... Well, I also do a small amount of technical support for them. They all have my BlackBerry PIN if they have a question and most of the time I can take care of it without sending them to the engineer. Easy enough, right? At least once a week, this one woman...who is a partner in the firm, by the way... calls me. She doesn't use the BalckBerry system like she's supposed to... that's too complicated. She calls instead, and usually leaves about 5 voicemails over the course of an hour and they all sound like this: "Hi, M, it's me again. I just don't know what happened. I was typing and then my folder went away. Where did it go? I just know I deleted something. Damn it, why won't you answer your phone?" "M, please call me back I'm in serious pnaic mode here I have a client coming in 5 hours and I can't find the folder with the documents!" .... and so on. I don't even pick up the phone when she calls anymore. I can't handle it. Every single time...and I mean EVERY single time...the problem is that she closed a high ranking folder by clicking the '-' sign. The solution? Click the '+' sign. I even had her assistant put a label on her monitor that says, "Click the + sign to expand folders." I let her suffer of about an hour and then I call and am very nice when I say, "Did you click the plus sign?" She always pauses and says, "No. I didn't think about that. Thank you dear! You're a genius," and hangs up. And for that, they pay me $300 a week. |
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Lamont and Ray |
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Oh, and before I started working on my own as a freelancer, I worked for Microsoft. Oh, it's no what you think, though.
I was doing support for MCSEs and MCDBAs, and some of the Certified Partners. We all had our own accounts that we dealt with so it wasn't quite like customer service, but that's what how it always ended up with our workload. All those guys who contacted us were the ones who have apparently passed the technology tests and supposedly know what they're doing, right? The problem we had come up the most was these idiots were having trouble accessing the Microsoft website for a few things. The answer to their problem was always the same --- and one of the many reason why Microsoft sucks --- that they needed to clear their cookies and cache in order to access the secure area they were going. It didn't matter that it expressly said as much in the FAQs and troubleshooting areas, nope. Not even these supposedly smarts people knew how to figure that out. And those guys were particularly offensive, too. Acting as if it were my fault Microsoft sucked. Yeah... I didn't last in that job but 9 months. Sucked. Sucked. Sucked. |
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squashthebeef |
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Again. |
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dmb154678 |
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i work with jimmy.
whadoo i win? |
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ColbyRulesAll |
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A sammich?
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