AMBER:
You useless wanker. You did nothing. How did you get on all stars anyway? You're not memorable from either season, and you even won one of them. Worst winner EVER at anything.
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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All of them. In this thread. Come on, you know you've got some repressed anger in there from SEASONS AGO. Who's still on your mind? Which winner do
you have an axe to grind with, which one STILL makes you mad?
AMBER: You useless wanker. You did nothing. How did you get on all stars anyway? You're not memorable from either season, and you even won one of them. Worst winner EVER at anything. |
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Vyvvi |
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Clearly you haven't seen Dogleisha or Fatney
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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...aaaand this off-season is off to a GREAT start.
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Vyvvi |
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Why don't you create an amazing thread to make it more intresting?
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: Oh right, because your threads are so much better, where you pull some lame Microsoft Paint photochop template out of your ass (looks like it was designed
by a 7 year old with only 3 fingers), and say "Hey come on guys, use my crappy template to go along with some shit theme I found on the back of a cereal
box"... and then you're the only one who even uses it to make fun of other Survivors... resulting in posts and a thread that is in no way shape or
form funny or entertaining and has a life expectancy of 0.07 seconds.
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CSCin3D |
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Oh right, because your threads are so much better, where you pull some lame Microsoft Paint photochop template out of your ass (looks like it was designed by a 7 year old with only 3 fingers), and say "Hey come on guys, use my crappy template to go along with some shit theme I found on the back of a cereal box"... and then you're the only one who even uses it to make fun of other Survivors... resulting in posts and a thread that is in no way shape or form funny or entertaining and has a life expectancy of 0.07 seconds.Ecks. |
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Vyvvi |
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I can sense a debate thread! *gigglesnort*
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pinoyako |
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This thread will be colorful <3
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paques |
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Ok, I'll do it
Richard, you piece of shit, hope you like your mashed potatoes.... Tina, you piece of shit, you are blonde and you are dumb has a fish... Ethan, you piece of shit, you don't even eat bacon you moron.... Vee, you piece of shit, you didn't bring nothing entertainment wise and you won, so you left the producers and the editers with a fricking big problem.... Brian, you piece of shit, I hope you get an arrow up your ass.... Jenna, you piece of shit, I wanna lick your boobs Sandra, you piece of shit, go to hell!!! Amber, you piece of shit, I hate you.... Chris, you piece of shit, I hope you get hit by a NASCAR Tom, you piece of shit, your domination made your season boring.... Danni, you piece of shit, I wanna bang you Aras, you piece of shit, you are not fricking Human-Torch Yul, you piece of shit, you were just plain dull Earl, you piece of shit, I hate your face Todd, you piece of shit, I hate your mom Parvati, you piece of shit, die |
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assface killah |
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Look at what I wondered into
But seriously... this thread was a great idea... 3 years ago. |
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SuperJude |
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Hatch - you got pwn3d by Twatwaffle. So much for "best player ever".
Tina - Fugly housewife with embarrassing accent proves exactly how retarded Survivor juries could be. Alicia fucks up TWO seasons. Ethan - "Me and Ethan!" - Jenna Morasca. 'Nuff said. Vecepia - Amazing ability to pull of the ultimate UTR win and still be deemed one of the least deserving winners. Brian - He is forced to live the life we all thought he had after we watched the season. Jenna - Screwing a dude who's cock was inside Jenna Lewis. Who says life isn't chock full of delicious ironies? Sandra - Wow, all those Immunity wins sure set a precedent, huh? Amber - Romber. Won because of assholes, namely Alicia. Stuck watching Rob get fatter and fatter. Chris - Speaking of weight gain, jesus fucking christ he should have said NO to the million and YES to a lifetime supply of In and Out burgers. Tom - God. There is nothing bad to say about him or his win. If you do, you're just a hater and you got TOMINATED. Danni - UTR boring dumbass who preaches GOD but screws football players. Awesome. Aras - Did he REALLY REALLY think that stupid corny hand energy shit was going to work? Yes. He did. Yul/Earl - Wishing your seasons did not exist. Perhaps neither of you were at fault but you know...your team sucks, who gets blamed? Todd - Losing his shit and morphing into Owen Wilson's character from Zoolander. Parvati - Somehow, it amuses me that the pic emerged here of her, post fuck session with James (or was it Tyler?) in a sleezy LA room. To think, your TAR and Survivor winners, folks! -SJ™ |
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SucksSucks |
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SuperJude wrote: She screws football players? Which team? |
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endlessmike |
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SucksSucks wrote: The KC Chiefs?
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Jenna.
May she gain 150 pounds in the next 10 years. Lazy, skanky whore. |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Richard--kthxcockyasshole
Tina--kthxuberbitch Ethan--kthxrodetwatwaffle'scoattails Vecepia--kthxJesushatesyou Brian--kthxdouchebag Jenna--kthxslut Sandra--kthxICANGETLOUDTOOWTF Amber--kthxwho? Chris--kthxfatfuck Tom--kthximmunitywhore Danni--kthxanorexic Aras--kthxclosetcase Yul--kthxlucky Earl--kthxlboring Todd--kthxhomo Parvati--kthxherpes |
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thatsbollocksandyouknowit |
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ETHAN WAS A GREAT ATHLETE.
amidoinitright? |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Oh right, because your threads are so much better, where you pull some lame Microsoft Paint photochop template out of your ass (looks like it was designed by a 7 year old with only 3 fingers), and say "Hey come on guys, use my crappy template to go along with some shit theme I found on the back of a cereal box"... and then you're the only one who even uses it to make fun of other Survivors... resulting in posts and a thread that is in no way shape or form funny or entertaining and has a life expectancy of 0.07 seconds. Fucker, please. I chop for fun. I dont give a shit if people laugh at them or not - ESPECIALLY CS. This MIGHT have been a good thread idea, if it had not already been done like 13 times before. And even though my posts have .007 seconds of entertainment value, that's .005 seconds longer than yours. My funnies > yours. Know that. |
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Ethan and Tom were very good athletes
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SucksSucks |
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Richard Hatch. You are NOT the smartest player to win the game.
I don't know why Hatch was on Australian Millionaire but i'm starting to think he actually wasn't fraudulent on his tax return, but he just couldn't count properly. |
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