omg i think there's a cocktail peanut in my lung

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HoboKitty		#41	[-]
Posts: 1169 (05/31/08 7:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dmb154678 wrote: look hobokitty, are you looking for a throwdown? i don't TAKE ANY CRAP from hobos. get yourself an apartment, then i'll wrassle with section 8 kitty, you bet i will. if i'm still alive. if i'm not, i'll expect you to say "i adored her and her nuttiness". I don't need an apartment. I like my cardboard box. But ok, I'll go to your funeral and will be adoring and respectful and will not make any peanut jokes. Can you get one of those weird nose irrigation deals (a snoddy pot or something like that) and flusher out? NETI POT!!
happy little squirrel		#42	[-]
Posts: 39 (05/31/08 7:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
excbexcb		#43	[-]
Posts: 875 (05/31/08 7:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had peanuts today. Luckily, I read the directions.
happy little squirrel		#44	[-]
Posts: 40 (05/31/08 7:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Will you be needing music for your funneral? I play any gig for peanuts.
Quiche Lorraine		#45	[-]
Posts: 83 (05/31/08 7:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Read up on the Heimlich Maneuver, just to prepare for any eventuality. YWIA
puffypinkfattwin		#46	[-]
Posts: 2433 (05/31/08 8:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Get a loaf of bread and eat half of the pieces rapidly and in quick succession. The bread will most certainly drag the peanut down your gullet.
itsakat		#47	[-]
Posts: 6952 (05/31/08 8:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jesus, dmb, go to the emergency room already. they're gonna have to cut your face open, just so you know.
WesternBulldogs1		#48	[-]
Posts: 4855 (05/31/08 8:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dmb hasn't posted in over three hours, so I'll presume she is dead. t.ears Just to be sure... I'll check the classified ads in the Chicago Tribune tomorrow and see if there is an opening at dmb's deli at Target. I'm glad to help at this sad time. dmb wasn't young, but she sure was sassy. I think OT might be mentioned in her death notice. I'll let you all know. So mote it be.
MouthbreathingDemonPiglet		#49	[-]
Posts: 49 (05/31/08 8:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Get something long and skinny, like a chopstick, and push it up your nose and wiggle it around. Maybe you can dislodge the peanut.
Hamdingers		#50	[-]
Posts: 7954 (05/31/08 8:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am NOT pitching in for a memorial cactus if she actually died from a goddamned peanut. I will, however, spit sunflower seed shells on her grave in a respectful manner.
itsakat		#51	[-]
Posts: 6953 (05/31/08 8:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	no grave -- she requested that her ashes be scattered across the SuperTarget deli counter so she can forevermore be close to fuckin' Jimmy.
darlingal		#52	[-]
Posts: 8907 (05/31/08 8:32 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Hamdingers		#53	[-]
Posts: 7956 (05/31/08 8:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Then I will spit shells on Jimmy. RIP DMB.
TC		#54	[-]
Posts: 857 (05/31/08 8:33 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What exactly is a cocktail peanut anyhow? And r started a thread at bngh about peanuts last night. so that's weird.
Hamdingers		#55	[-]
Posts: 7957 (05/31/08 8:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's like a regular peanut, but Tom Cruise juggles it before he serves it to you.
darlingal		#56	[-]
Posts: 8908 (05/31/08 8:42 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They are peanuts without the skins or dryroasting. They are tossed with cottonseed oil and salt.
HoboKitty		#57	[-]
Posts: 1171 (06/01/08 2:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	IS SHE DEAD?
Trixie Delight		#58	[-]
Posts: 24543 (06/01/08 4:47 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I know how she wants to be laid out just in case
Angela in WI		#59	[-]
Posts: 22915 (06/01/08 7:24 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think this means I need to go shopping for a new funeral dress today. I know how important that is to dmb.
Trixie Delight		#60	[-]
Posts: 24545 (06/01/08 9:33 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	and the deviled eggs, don't forget the deviled eggs for petes sake.

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