Wow, this is my first ranking thread! Get ready to find out which 5 energy drinks are my favorites!
Could I have had a better idea for my first ranking thread? Duh, it's a pretty retarded idea methinks
Will people even freakin' care about this thread? Of course not.
Will someone else but me even read this thread? Technically yes, since my cat is looking at the screen right now and I firmly believe in his feline reading abilitiez yw
Okay here it is, let's start with #5!
#5
Jolt
These energy drinks aren't even that good. But they get this spot because the first time ever I opened one of these giant cans of bird vomit, it literally went BOOM, almost exploded on me. Felt like a freakin' rocket. Oh and I was in my car and I almost had an accident.
For the roller coaster of emotions they created, the Jolt energy drinks get the glorious #5 spot kthxfive
Could I have had a better idea for my first ranking thread? Duh, it's a pretty retarded idea methinks
Will people even freakin' care about this thread? Of course not.
Will someone else but me even read this thread? Technically yes, since my cat is looking at the screen right now and I firmly believe in his feline reading abilitiez yw
Okay here it is, let's start with #5!
#5
Jolt
These energy drinks aren't even that good. But they get this spot because the first time ever I opened one of these giant cans of bird vomit, it literally went BOOM, almost exploded on me. Felt like a freakin' rocket. Oh and I was in my car and I almost had an accident.
For the roller coaster of emotions they created, the Jolt energy drinks get the glorious #5 spot kthxfive
gatorade was so robbed.
