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135. Exeggutor (Grass/Psychic)

So you take one of the more adorable (and easy for me to draw >_>) Pokemon of the first generation and turn it into a creepy, mentally deficient coconut tree that not even Ozzy would grind his torso against. Great job there, Nintendo. You make a Grass Pokemon that ISN'T Bug or Poison, and you STILL manage to screw it up. And the worst part is that it's a Leaf Stone evolution, which means it can't even learn many, if any moves after it evolves. It's lucky it sucks as is, or else that would be an inconvenience.


134. Goldeen (Water)

Goldeen is probably one of the most annoying Pokemon of all time, outside of the regular Pokemon games. First off, in the games, it's a generic goldfish, but it's at least KINDA cute, so it gets points for that. But then in Pokemon Snap, it is one of the hardest mother fuckers to get a picture of, let alone a DECENT picture. Seriously, you're floating down a river and you have maybe two seconds to snap a picture after it jumps out of the water. What kind of bullshit is that? Also, in SSB:M, Goldeen is basically the equivalent of bringing a cripple to an armed robbery. It does nothing but flop around the whole time.


133. Hypno (Psychic)

Just as useless as Drowzee, but at least it KINDA looks badass. And at least it has a pretty cool name. If only Hypnosis weren't such a fucking useless attack, Hypno might be good for something. P.S. Who the hell thought that they should color Psychic Pokemon yellow? Seriously: Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Drowzee, Hypno, Girafarig. It's a stupid coloring. Make them purple to match the cards goddammit.


132. Tangela (Grass)

The one pure Grass type in the game, and it's basically the stuff of tentacle rape fantasies involving, but not limited to: misty, Nurse Joy, Officer, Jenny, Erika, Ash, Brock, Gary, and so many more. Tangela is basically useless, like all but pretty much two of the Grass Pokemon in the game. I don't see why they even bothered evolving it...THREE GENERATIONS LATER.


131. Omanyte (Water/Rock)

This is getting boring. Another lame Water Pokemon that's basically useless. Most of my rant as to why Omastar sucks applies to Omanyte, although Omanyte is at least SLIGHTLY cute, while Omastar is not.

125. Poliwrath (Water/Fighting)

And now we have yet another boring Water Pokemon. Poliwrath was Water/Fighting, which I guess makes him unique, but the Polis in general are a lame evolutionary chain. He's better than Politoed though, which isn't that hard to do. Um...I guess that's it for this write-up then.


124. Tauros (Normal)

Not a lot of Normal Pokemon have appeared on the list thus far, mainly because they're all relatively cute because they're based on animals and such. Tauros also has the distinction of being the last Pokemon I caught from the first 150, mainly because he was so fucking annoying to find/catch in the Safari Zone. There's nothing really special about Tauros, other than it being a bull (and I happen to have a favorite pic of an anthro Tauros doing an anthro Rapidash >_>).


123. Slowbro (Psychic/Water)

Slowbro is pretty much a Pokemon doofus that has a gimmick of being extremely slow. It also evolves by getting bitten by lame-ass Shellder. I don't quite remember if it or Slowpoke evolves into Slowking, but it doesn't really matter. Slowbro is just kinda lame.


122. Raticate (Normal)

I must've jinxed the Normal type by commenting on it, 'cause here comes Raticate. Honestly, Rattata was kinda cute, but Raticate is as ugly as a real rat. And he wasn't all that special to begin with. Raticate was basically just the first in a long line of two form Normal types found early on in the game, but honestly, Raticate was the least adorable of the four, and none of them are all that special.


121. Nidorina (Poison)

Remember all the lame stuff I had to say about Nidoqueen? Nidorina is basically the same thing only slightly more adorable. I don't get it. Nidoran M's line was tough looking and badass (albiet pink), so as a female, shouldn't Nidoran F's line look cute or something? Nidorina is just a lame, less cute version of Nidoran F.