TOP FIVE THINGS ON MY DESK
1) Sunflower seeds
2) Cup for Sunflower Seed shells
3) Stray Sunflower Seed shells that didn't quite make it in the cup
4) The top to the Sunflower Seed package that I cut off but didn't throw away
5) Yellow paperclip
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Cool. Shag wants me around to get mutilated by machine gun fire with her.
TOP FIVE THINGS ON MY DESK 1) Sunflower seeds 2) Cup for Sunflower Seed shells 3) Stray Sunflower Seed shells that didn't quite make it in the cup 4) The top to the Sunflower Seed package that I cut off but didn't throw away 5) Yellow paperclip |
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Top 5 shitty things that happened to me today:
1) The furnace repair man fixed the furnace and it stopped working 30 minutes after he left. 2) I had to get up early (9am) so the furnace guy could work on the furnace. 3) I have to stick around the house all FUCKING day until the furnace guy can come back. 4) Sam vomited on the dining room carpet. 5) I woke up with a stiff neck, headache and cramps. |
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Hamdingers |
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You should get Sam to vomit on the furnace. That'd show him.
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Jitensha |
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Top 5 Things I've Done Today
Hit the snooze button 3 times Watched the dog eat grass instead of taking a crap Waited in line for 30 minutes to get a damn cup of coffee POsted on OT instead of working Sent EoT a picture of tits |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Who's tits?
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squashthebeef |
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This could not have come at a worse time for you.
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survivorjb2003 |
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Loki wrote: OH NO YOU DI'INT BITCH!!!!! |
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al Thaida |
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like you'd ever be in a "top" list
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Mister Yuck |
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Bonestripper |
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Top 5 Crybabytittiesuckers in this thread
Powers Hamdingers sadllama CBRetriever U91731 |
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survivorjb2003 |
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I COULD BE A TOP 5 BOTTOM QUEEN, BITCH!!!
JeFa mocks me so |
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U91731 |
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Bonestripper wrote: I was not crying mr whoever the fuck you are.
Scientologists asked me once if I wanted a stress test. I said NO I DO NOT !FUCK OFF ! I showed them what for, let me tell you. |
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r |
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Someone should do a top 5 posters who will never make a list.
But you can't can you? bwahahaha |
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Dr Weems |
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Top 5 women who are MEAN TO ME:
- Shag - Zeep - MadWoman - Trhoda - Amykins |
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hwamf |
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Top 5 things that make my pee smell like asparagus
1) Grilled Asparagus 2) Steamed Asparagus 3) Asparagus Soup 4) Rissoto with Asparagus. ummmm err 5) Boiled Asparagus? |
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sadllama |
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top five most overrated posters in ot:
1. merkyl 2. TC 3. squashthebeef 4. amy 5. tres gay |
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TC |
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How can I be overrated when I'm not rated????
And if I'm rated, who rated me???? |
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Charming Nemesis |
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AAA
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sadllama |
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I meant the general consensus that you're some terrifying person who scares off people just by posting.
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Hamdingers |
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You were recently downgraded to B++ after your extended inability to figure out how to post from work.
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