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Seven Inch Gaboner	Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 214 (05/28/08 2:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now, we're going to have to take shifts, so that each of these AMAZING reality tv ICONS gets a handjob 24 hours a day for the rest of their lives. I know it sounds hard, but I also know we're up to the task. Also, I'm going to make a motion that we start banning anyone who talks shit on any of these LEGENDS. I mean, come on. This place is called SURVIVOR sucks. Obviously we should make them feel welcome, and they won't feel welcome if we keep expressing our opinions. So clean up the act, fuckers! Finally, I believe we shouldn't allow people to post under nic names. Rather, we should all re-register with our real names. After all, we want our new celebrity friends to be able to look us up for nights out on the town!
MoGuL0212		#1	[-]
Posts: 3201 (05/28/08 2:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There's a bit of truth in what you're preaching...
Blondzilla5150		#2	[-]
Posts: 649 (05/28/08 2:24 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Amen.
Audrey Iceburn		#3	[-]
Posts: 83 (05/28/08 2:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate Mikey too much to be nice to him so I'll just keep quiet about it.
dingoesatemybaby		#4	[-]
Posts: 6143 (05/28/08 2:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Meh, people have fawned over castmembers on the boards since Jeff Varner in S2. Were you here when GDiva (Ghandia) was posting? I think more castmembers found their way here than in the early days and don't really care if they have their own li'l lurve threads, as long as it doesn't bleed all over the boards. I prefer actual castmember threads where they answer questions every so often to threads dedicated to achieving X number of pages devoted to CASTMEMBER <3. Just one old dog's opinion. Your mileage may vary.
7neves7		#5	[-]
Posts: 2644 (05/28/08 2:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I still don't understand why fucktards feel the need to register new nics everytime a new survivor is going to start. For instance, Seven Inch Gaboner has wasted plenty of time and bandwith for Yuku just so he can act like a fucking tool on the internet.
Riliss		#6	[-]
Posts: 3748 (05/28/08 2:29 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	7, shut the fuck up.
PrinceOfSucks		#7	[-]
Posts: 353 (05/28/08 2:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I get a new nic every season. It is like a tradition now. I have had so many I honestly don't remember all of them. Sad thing is, of all the ghost nics I have had PrinceOfSucks has been my most favorite. I even got Todd's Mom to be my freind (well in yuku anyway) I will wait to see what the new season has in store and pick a new one then. I will ride PrinceOfSucks for the summer. And it is SUCKS, If people want to fawn over the Castaways then they should do it someplace else. Fuck survivior castaways, fuck them raw.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#8	[-]
Posts: 1947 (05/28/08 2:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In my case, I admit I love Kathy, but that's for her posting chops. I respect them. She's funny. If you're ticked that I asked you not to step over the line in her thread, I apologize, but I have as much right to express my opinion as you do about that. I don't think I crawl up every Survivor's ass, I just stay off the threads of castmembers who I don't really have anything to say about and there are one or two I detest, and let them know. But I think that's why it looks like fawning in the cast threads...because the people who post there are mostly people who are particular fans of those people (or particularly hate them). I think the best part of the castmembers posting so far is the flaming between Kathy and MikeyB. For that alone I want them here. But that's me. And I would thank you for starting a thread to express what a lot of us have been grappling with (do we hate them or do they suck, or do they suck and we hate them and yet we still kinda like them?) only then we'd all have to puke in our mouths.
The Purple Parrot		#9	[-]
Posts: 5890 (05/28/08 2:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#10	[-]
Posts: 1948 (05/28/08 2:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Purple Parrot wrote: I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread.
Riliss		#11	[-]
Posts: 3749 (05/28/08 2:41 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Purple Parrot wrote: I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread. That's pretty fucking funny :)
solesurvivor01		#12	[-]
Posts: 1950 (05/28/08 2:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This place is called SURVIVOR sucks. Actually, it's called Survivor Suck-ups...
Al Gabon		#13	[-]
Posts: 4 (05/28/08 3:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Survivors should have to go through the same initiation of enduring taunting and flaming that every other n00b does if they want to be proven worthy of the title of "Suckster". Just because someone was on TV once a week for 14 weeks is no reason to start kissing their asses and humping their legs. That's what we have Clubs and LTS for. I'm all for finding out about stuff that went on behind the scenes, but this constant Survivor asskissing goes against everything Sucks is about. I bet if Penny Ramsey or Twatwaffle (arguably two of the most hated Survivors by Sucks) were to post here, they'd get treated like royalty.
Riliss		#14	[-]
Posts: 3751 (05/28/08 4:07 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hell, Osten 2.0 is posting here and she's gotten more of these free handjobs than anyone. I mean, I know Mikey B is waiting with baited breath for his.
KrazyKathy S16		#15	[-]
Posts: 198 (05/28/08 4:28 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Handjobs=happy husbands Make mine a massage please
Riliss		#16	[-]
Posts: 3751 (05/28/08 4:45 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You're one pathetic attention whore.
assface killah		#17	[-]
Posts: 3658 (05/28/08 8:28 PM) Resident Lesbian, may bite Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So sad... I clicked on this thread to see which gaes lined up first
Riliss		#18	[-]
Posts: 3772 (05/30/08 8:09 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Handjob Handjob Handjob
yosimtesam		#19	[-]
Posts: 357 (05/30/08 8:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	assface killah wrote: So sad... I clicked on this thread to see which gaes lined up first and the line goes straight to your ass.
Mega64		#20	[-]
Posts: 8956 (05/30/08 8:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Some I suck up to, but hell, I probably wouldn't even flame Lex if he posted here. Yeah, I'll bash the fuckers behind their backs, but I'll drop the act in their faces. Except Jonathan Baker. I have no qualms flaming him.

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