Denise Richards Is 37... And UNcanceled (also, God proven not to exist)

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SardonicallyIrrelevant	Denise Richards Is 37... And UNcanceled (also, God proven not to exist)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 18007 (05/26/08 11:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did anyone watch the premiere of her new "documentary series" on E! tonight? Neither did I! Fortunately, I'm bored and wanted to make a thread. Last Edited By: SardonicallyIrrelevant 10/29/08 1:10 PM. Edited 2 times.
Nat57		#1	[-]
Posts: 3527 (05/26/08 11:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I didn't see this thread at all, I started one on my own. I liked it. I'm fascinated with it. After all the press about her and Charlie I'm glad to hear her side of their story. Denise is not only beautiful but a sweet girl and she's funny.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2	[-]
Posts: 18010 (05/26/08 11:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I tivoed it. I just got done reading a review which said it was a snoozer, so I thought I'd make a thread. Sorry to pounce on your territory. :)
Nat57		#3	[-]
Posts: 3528 (05/26/08 11:52 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ok so...which one are we going to use??? I like mine better than yours, how about you do a Lohan one???
EmmaPeel		#4	[-]
Posts: 1523 (05/27/08 12:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	After reading how much money she gets from Charlie Sheen, I now understand how she's spending it. The animals were out of control. The gratuitous getting into the bathtub and soaking shots were ridiculous. Her father and sister looked perfectly normal. She's a head case. Last Edited By: EmmaPeel 05/27/08 1:20 PM. Edited 1 times.
ItsAlanisbitch		#5	[-]
Posts: 81 (05/27/08 12:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She's fucking crazy. The show was okay... just her trying to get pigs to fuck.
Chocomocha		#6	[-]
Posts: 13 (05/27/08 12:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The date scene was too obviously edited/scripted. It's like they're not even trying to make it pass for even close to reality. Then again, none of these reality shows do anyway, so whatever.
ItsAlanisbitch		#7	[-]
Posts: 84 (05/27/08 12:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This shit makes The Hills look real.
MsJulieR		#8	[-]
Posts: 4786 (05/27/08 12:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	surprisingly I lasted the whole show...if only for the pig screwing...she has like 10 dogs, 3 cats and now 3 pigs but, to let you know, I only lasted about 3 minutes of the trash that is Mrs. Lohan pimping her daughter
OG sofa		#9	[-]
Posts: 235 (05/27/08 2:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	boring? i did not watch this show... but how is that even possible?
chel87		#10	[-]
Posts: 1905 (05/27/08 5:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	E! has the tritest of shitfest shows. I can't stomach the Kardashians, only the first season of the Simple Life was well it wasn't WORTH watching, but I did- House of Carters? Made me want to cut a bitch (the one they call Aaron?).. I wish Lindsey would just go away so I sure as shit am not going to watch her shitty mother pimp her other daughter (and herself) out.. but- I would watch all of the above shows during each of their marathons before I would watch Denise Richards sells me some starfucker bullshit in that whiny ass voice of hers. No. With the exception of The Soup and Chelsea Lately. Oh yeah. The best show on tv ever would be Chelsea Handler, Joel McHale and Kathy Griffin doing a round table making fun of all the aforementioned asswipes. sigh. I feel tingly.
NiceToAnimals		#11	[-]
Posts: 9837 (05/27/08 6:56 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Lovejonze		#12	[-]
Posts: 5830 (05/27/08 8:06 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't post in Nat's thread. Nat thinks Denise Richards and Dina Lohan are nice, normal strong women. There is nothing sweet or funny about a crazy bitch that throws a laptop on an old lady's head because paparazzi are bothering her and has a baby (even though her marriage is supposedly already in crisis) because a dog psychic tells her that her dog wants her to. Oh yeah, there's also that thing where she slept with her best friend's husband.
dannystultz		#13	[-]
Posts: 11676 (05/27/08 9:01 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I remember watching a show on Denise's past. She was in love with a guy in high school and he ended up paralyzed. She dumped him and moved to Hollywood.
dannystultz		#14	[-]
Posts: 11676 (05/27/08 9:01 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Double Post
MsJulieR		#15	[-]
Posts: 4789 (05/27/08 10:58 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Joel is in hog heaven with this show and the Lohan crap...good material for him and Lou
factoryhurl		#16	[-]
Posts: 2194 (05/27/08 11:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The date was such a set-up. I kept expecting the thought bubbles like all those dumbass dating shows. Who cleans up the animal feces? The animals were shown shitting all over the place but I did not see anyone cleaning it up. Overall, fakey and too much animal shittage.
Drew B		#17	[-]
Posts: 3130 (05/27/08 11:31 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I doubt that there is usually that much animal shittage. The first instance was when they were chasing the sow down for her vet check up. She freaked and took a dump. The second instance was when they brought the brand new boar home. He was unfamiliar with his surroundings (and clearly not used to being in a house), so he took a dump. She then put a diaper on him and moved him outside the next day. It's not like the Osbournes where every single day, all of the animals were peeing and pooing all over the place...
Lovejonze		#18	[-]
Posts: 5836 (05/27/08 11:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least the Osbournes don't have farm animals for pets.
Ralph Wiggum for President		#19	[-]
Posts: 1547 (05/27/08 11:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I watched part of this for sheer curiosity last night, and it did nothing but enforce the notion of Denise as a shallow bitch. I got nothing positive from her. She's whining about having to do this show because she needs money, and yet she drops $9000 on a fucking grill? That she's going to barbeque on ONCE? At least she'll be good material for Joel McHale to skewer each week. The title for this thread should be: Denise Richards, It's Actually NOT Complicated. She's a stupid whore. Nothing complicated about that.
Lovejonze		#20	[-]
Posts: 5837 (05/27/08 12:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had heard that pre-Wild Things, Denise was a Holly Fliess girl and Charlie was one of her clients. Anyone else heard that one?