As the only Big Brother franchise known to employ child media prostitution draws to its close in the next two weeks or so, I can officially proclaim that the CEO's of the two Philippine media giants ABS-CBN and GMA are idiot douchebags who know nothing of international franchising.
Thank you ABS-CBN for:
- forcing unto both the viewing and non-viewing public an ice skater who denies his homosexuality.
- screenfucking the sibling of an action star to come out of the closet and live in fear of his life.
- driving away the Slovenian housemate with Filipino "hospitality" and making the local swap look like a bigoted monkey.
- holding off plans for "Fear Factor Philippines."
Thank you GMA for:
- making "Pinoy Idol" look so bad, ABC's "Philippine Idol" can now be declared the ONLY TRUE Idol franchise of note in the Philippines.
- cultivating fears that "Survivor Philippines" would look like a piss-worthy duplicate of "Extra Challenge" sans Ethel.
- NOT purchasing the rights to "Pirate Master."
Fuck you Gozon, fuck you Lopez. Your disease-ridden, brain-eating, local-dubbed Korean soaked, "fantasy series" primetime slots are the bane of
all things good on TV. The models in RPN's "Philippines Next Top Model" had more brains than your shows combined. It's a good thing
"Project Runway Philippines" would be on ETC.













