(from dlisted.com)
This Dude Has Had Sex With 1,000 Cars
CAR SLUT! Meet Edward Smith from Washington state. He claims to have romanced around 1,000 cars and he's proud of it. Edward is pictured with his latest girlfriend, a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. Vanilla is a slut. You can tell. Look at that way she's fucking us with her eyes. No wonder Edward can't keep his genitals off of her. She probably lets him do it in her exhaust pipe. WHORE!
He told the Telegraph, "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change. I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
57-year-old Edward isn't attracted to men or women. He only likes cars. It started when he was just 15 and it hasn't stopped. He also doesn't only fuck cars. His said his most "intense sexual experience" was with a helicopter from the TV show Airwolf.
Edward is not alone. He belongs to an internet forum for "car lovers."
This brings new meaning to the saying, "get her motor running."
ETA:
Also from the Telegraph article:
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
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