http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/beverlyhillschihuahua/hd/
They played this in front of Narnia. Narnia was pretty good but the entire viewing experience was corrupted by this. The little kids in front of me were excited about every other trailer and when this one came on they just sat there as I did, open-mouthed, disbelieving at the assault on our senses and intelligence.
Here's the deal. Sterilization isn't going to work here. If you see this, you're going to be put to death. To be safe, all your offspring will be put to death as well. Whether you pay for it or just sneak in. Whether you see it opening day or on Fox Family five years from now. You are going to be killed. I would rather be surrounded by Scientologist terrorists than know there was even one being of the same species as me within a billion miles who found this the least bit appealing.
They played this in front of Narnia. Narnia was pretty good but the entire viewing experience was corrupted by this. The little kids in front of me were excited about every other trailer and when this one came on they just sat there as I did, open-mouthed, disbelieving at the assault on our senses and intelligence.
Here's the deal. Sterilization isn't going to work here. If you see this, you're going to be put to death. To be safe, all your offspring will be put to death as well. Whether you pay for it or just sneak in. Whether you see it opening day or on Fox Family five years from now. You are going to be killed. I would rather be surrounded by Scientologist terrorists than know there was even one being of the same species as me within a billion miles who found this the least bit appealing.
I really enjoyed the ranti.
