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Posts: 33363 (05/21/08 3:16 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What kind of pasta, pasta sauce and wine goes best with salmon? I'm planning to cook up something nice for a handful of people soon (5) and need some help. I'm planning on chopping up the salmon and mixing it in the pasta, if that makes any difference. Oh and could I possibly bum your Key Lime Pie recipe off of you? Thanks for any and all help.
Endofthread		#1	[-]
Posts: 4210 (05/21/08 3:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: I'm planning to cook up something nice megalol You have no fucking clue what you're doing. It won't be nice.
OuijaBroad		#2	[-]
Posts: 4507 (05/21/08 3:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Powers		#3	[-]
Posts: 3419 (05/21/08 3:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you're grilling the salmon go with a fruity pinot noir. If you're poaching it, you might want something in the way of a chardonnay. Or you could take Buggles' advice and serve unsweetened water.
MargueritaBlendedNoSalt		#4	[-]
Posts: 1996 (05/21/08 3:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wouldn't pair pasta with Salmon. I like couscous with Salmon. Couscous is very easy to make (maybe five minutes) and it takes on the flavor of whatever you cook in it. I like golden raisins and pinenuts maybe some garlic. Buy the prepackaged stuff - it's a no brainer. I would go with a white wine. Salmon is tricky because it is a fish but has a very distinct flavor. I always think that red wine only pairs with red meat but I know that's probably not true. I don't drink much wine (other than when I'm lying in bed with my infant) so I'm not sure.
Shag		#5	[-]
Posts: 4841 (05/21/08 3:22 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That sounds like a disgusting combination. Serve them whatever you find with the highest proof so that they're too hammered to taste it.
star jumper		#6	[-]
Posts: 33364 (05/21/08 3:24 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Endofthread wrote: star jumper wrote: I'm planning to cook up something nice megalol You have no fucking clue what you're doing. It won't be nice. big time
star jumper		#7	[-]
Posts: 33365 (05/21/08 3:26 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shag wrote: That sounds like a disgusting combination. Serve them whatever you find with the highest proof so that they're too hammered to taste it. You're just upset that you didn't think of it first. Jealousy is not a color that suits you.
Shag		#8	[-]
Posts: 4843 (05/21/08 3:27 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm key lime with envy.
Endofthread		#9	[-]
Posts: 4212 (05/21/08 3:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It can't be nice if you don't know what you're doing, which you obviously don't. At best you'll get a passing grade, but I wouldn't even bet on that. Get lots of alcohol. I say all that because I care. Good luck my friend.
SmrtAss		#10	[-]
Posts: 2474 (05/21/08 3:28 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can't go wrong with an epicurious recipe. Try this one: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/CAPELLINI-WITH-SALMON-AND-LEMON-DILL-VODKA-SAUCE-232148
dmb154678		#11	[-]
Posts: 29437 (05/21/08 3:30 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i dunno sj. i think i would serve something else besides pasta with the salmon. for wine, pinot gris.
MargueritaBlendedNoSalt		#12	[-]
Posts: 1999 (05/21/08 3:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shag wrote: That sounds like a disgusting combination. Serve them whatever you find with the highest proof so that they're too hammered to taste it. Just so we're clear is it my combination that is digusting or Jumpy's?
HoboKitty		#13	[-]
Posts: 981 (05/21/08 3:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Order takeout. (epicurious <3)
Osarna bin Laden		#14	[-]
Posts: 24 (05/21/08 3:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are you a retarded homosexual who thinks salmon is "fancy"?? Umm, salmon is fed with garbage, filled with fat, and "tastes" like cardboard. Most pasta sauces are LADEN with FAT and cholesterol. If you don't have AIDS, you will die of heart attack.
OuijaBroad		#15	[-]
Posts: 4508 (05/21/08 3:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Forget the pasta. Do mashed potatoes. You can't hide salmon under pasta, but potatoes make a good camouflage when trying to make your way to the garbage can to scrape off your plate without being detected by the host. (I hate salmon)
star jumper		#16	[-]
Posts: 33367 (05/21/08 3:34 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: I'm planning on chopping up the salmon and mixing it in the pasta, I think you all missed this part. The pasta is the main course, there is just gonna be bits of salmon thrown in there.
OuijaBroad		#17	[-]
Posts: 4509 (05/21/08 3:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ohhhh, that's right. Well I still hate salmon, so...
survivorjb2003		#18	[-]
Posts: 5451 (05/21/08 3:38 PM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, I think they're all trying to forget that horrible idea, you bloated gay never-was.
Osarna bin Laden		#19	[-]
Posts: 25 (05/21/08 3:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So youre making Salmon Macaroni? Do you have downs syndrome or spina bifida and live in a rusty trailer in suburban Missoula? PATHETIC
Powers		#20	[-]
Posts: 3420 (05/21/08 3:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	for wine, pinot gris. With salmon? For that transgression alone, you should have your frau card revoked. Last Edited By: Powers 05/21/08 3:40 PM. Edited 1 times.

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