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blondemss |
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really? lemmee know how that works out for ya k?
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frisbeehead |
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um say hello to a billion years in the carbon freeze little miss blondie. |
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blondemss |
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:waves
hello! |
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frisbeehead |
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You're cute when you're encased in the hyper dense condensation of a million exploded suns.
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blondemss |
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i didn't read a word past 'you're cute'
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SS Magic Bones |
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What Is Your Contribution To Humanity?I support the death penalty. |
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Angela in WI |
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ummm. sure, if that make you feel good
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frisbeehead |
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It makes the person they execute feel kinda bad though.
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The Balloon Artist |
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I haven't done anything worthy of a Darwin Award.
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Tres Gay |
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I saved a child's life.
I invented making oatmeal with a bit of leftover coffee in the water. My testimony at trial resulted in the changing of language on a standard endorsement used on Workers Comp policies in MN. Yep, I accidentally made it more difficult to get your benefits. Sorry. |
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frisbeehead |
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My contribution: I made my 13000th post in a contribution thread.
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PoChop |
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One patent awarded and another submitted to the patent office.
Unfortunately neither will greatly impact humanity. |
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Hamdingers |
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Tres Gay wrote: Really? More detail? I used to be a Comp Adjuster in most of the Northeastern states. I'm just curious. You can PM it if you don't wanna bore the others who won't have a clue what we're talking about. |
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SS Magic Bones |
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Angela in WI wrote: I'd feel even better if I could give all the injections. Life in prison = 2 years then death; Death row = 1 year then death. Imagine the tax dollars you save. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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I twist some crazy balloons
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Tres Gay |
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You have a PM, Hammy. It is too boring for the masses.
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Zzunk |
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I convinced a client to buy up about 200 acres of endangered species habitat
My testimony helped extend the prison sentence of a friend who molested his students. I haven't increased the global overpopulation problem. |
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Tres Gay |
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Strong work, Zzunk. You really haven't made it until you invent something new with oatmeal though.
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The Balloon Artist |
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I invented a perpetual motion machine.
Works great too. I just don't know how to turn it off now. |
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Zzunk |
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Did I invent something if I make my instant oameal with twice the water so I can drink it while driving to work?
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