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A horde of newbie rodentia have been infesting OT lately, only to get flamed to death, and boardicide.
Since we need each and every one of you noobs here, i have prepared a short introduction into how to survive in OT despite all the hostility, passive aggresiveness and just plain out aggresiveness...

For your first 100 posts:
1. Learn 5 insults (butt breath, moron, fuckwad, shithead... etc), and use them in every single post of your first 100 posts.
2. If someone flames you, don't EVER defend yourself, no matter how much you think it is obvious, ONLY flame back, and flame back furiously. NO EXCEPTIONS
3. If someone praises you, still flame them back, chances are, they are making fun of you
4. Don't EVER type what you REALLY think. ALWAYS state the opposite. This way, when you get flamed, you will actually feel better, since people agree with your true opinion
5. Send a friend request to EVERY SINGLE member of OT. Don't bother whether they accept you or not. If they reject you, send another request IMMEDIATELY.

For your first 1000 posts:
1. Never use the words "I" or "My" or "me" at all in your first 1000 posts. State your opinions as facts! "I think there is something wrong with evolution" is WEAK and STUPID. "There IS something wrong with evolution" is way better
2. Exaggerate the truth! "There IS something wrong with evolution" is WEAK and STUPID. "Evolution makes absolutely no sense" is WAY better
3. Use the word FUCK frequently and repetitively. "Evolution makes absolutely no sense" is WEAK and STUPID. "Fucking Evolution makes absolutely no fucking sense" is WAY better
4. Learn which people you can flame and get away with it easily. Flame "AlexaFanGirl", and you are on the right track, but if you go and flame "Bart", don't come back to me crying with your tail between your legs

After you reach 1000 posts:
- boardicide and repeat

If you are stupid enough to have believed any of the nonsense above, i'd sincerely like to meet you. I have a soft spot for people who are particularly dense

Happy posting,
OT Recruiter