So I buy my Kleenex following the basic "most acceptable brand 2-ply Kleenex for lowest price" methodology. This means that I often buy 6 boxes
for one low price! YAY! Those boxes usually come in different patterns, colours, etc. I don't care about the colours because a) its a Kleenex box, and b)
I'm partially colourblind.
As it turns out the box I brought to work (being all snotty n such) is pink and floral. My coworkers are suspicious of it, and there's a good chance
I'm now gay.
Another trap succesfully sprung by the homersexuals. SNEAKY FFUKERS!
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Sneaky gay Kleenex packagers. |
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minerva |
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Posts: 4149 (05/16/08 9:48 AM) Registered user |
Got a black marker? Draw skulls and crossbones all over it to make it look more manly. |
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xabana |
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Posts: 6462 (05/16/08 9:49 AM) |
We'll get you in the end!
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1924 (05/16/08 9:49 AM) FAQ bitcher |
Then they'll just think I'm emo. Much worse.
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Posts: 30990 (05/16/08 9:51 AM) Registered user |
I'm just thankful that you're not one of those hanky carriers. UGH.
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speedyforme |
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Posts: 7625 (05/16/08 9:53 AM) Registered user |
I thought you're only gay if you get the lotioned kind
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minerva |
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Posts: 4150 (05/16/08 9:54 AM) Registered user |
Good point, pie. A pocket full of snot is a lot worse than a flouncy Kleenex box on your desk.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2289 (05/16/08 9:57 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Cover it with a tissue cozy and they'll never know it's pink!
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1926 (05/16/08 10:00 AM) FAQ bitcher |
A tissue cozy is much less gay.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2290 (05/16/08 10:01 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Knit one in camouflage colors/pattern.
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 772 (05/16/08 10:04 AM) |
Wipe your nose on your sleeve. That's how real men do it. And if you need to blow, steal one from somebody else's desk. |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1928 (05/16/08 10:06 AM) FAQ bitcher |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 30994 (05/16/08 10:10 AM) Registered user |
HoboKitty wrote: Or you could cover one nostril and blow out the snot with the other onto the street. I've seen some uncivilised men do this. GAH!!! |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1930 (05/16/08 10:10 AM) FAQ bitcher |
EGGROLL!
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7918 (05/16/08 10:11 AM) Registered User |
Oh puh-leeze! Pink and floral is soooo last century! Nowadays gays use stripes and plaid kleenexes in dark bold colors. Your work colleagues will know you
aren't gay; only out of style.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 30995 (05/16/08 10:11 AM) Registered user |
hwamf, can we make you cry? I wanna see you tear up and reach into your floral Kleenex box. Gently now.
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Posts: 13183 (05/16/08 10:13 AM) super badass |
Blow your nose with 80 grit sandpaper for a week or so and you'll straighten right back out.
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Posts: 6812 (05/16/08 10:13 AM) Registered user |
Or you could cover one nostril and blow out the snot with the other onto the street. I've seen some uncivilised men do this. GAH!!! Guilty. (But I was drunk, so it doesn't count.) |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 11705 (05/16/08 10:13 AM) 10 per day, bitches! |
that is soooooooooo gae. for real.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7920 (05/16/08 10:15 AM) Registered User |
Bassoon! You could lose your gay card for doing that!
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bassoon291 |
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Posts: 6813 (05/16/08 10:16 AM) Registered user |
Don't worry, Siggy. I just downloaded some Pointer Sisters, so it's good.
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