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firechat |
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OZZY should clean Toliets for a living rather than selling his crap on ebay and starting a skating park
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Phuz1 |
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Erik, you're surprisingly grounded for a guy your age; the one-two punch of the immunity debacle and facing the Sucksters would be enough to turn a weaker
person into a sniveling, shivering pile of protoplasm.
And with talk of boobies and boners, you're giving everybody here mmmbation fodder, which is 25% of the Sucks mission statement (the other 75% consists of flaming, repulsing, and photochopping). But if you really expect us to believe you didn't climb your banana tree once in 39 days, you might as well be asking us to give you immunity. One question - were you actively pandering to Sucks when you made up the merged tribe name? Did you ever deliberately play to the Sucks crowd in your confessionals or through any of your actions (particularly anything that was left on the cutting room floor)? |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Wow...Kathy, I hate to hijack Erik's thread, but as someone who only very recently quit a three pack a day habit...and I wondered this about Shane at the
time too...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TRY TO GO COLD TURKEY OFF CIGARETTES AND PLAY A SOCIAL GAME LIKE SURVIVOR???!!!111!!!ZOMG (I am still chewing nicotine gum and it helps very much when I want to rip the heads off innocent bystanders) We now return to your regular programming. |
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Phuz1 |
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ImmunityisOverrated wrote: I'm calling you out on this one. If you cuddle that, you're likely to come away with frostbite or hundreds of small cuts all over your body. |
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ImmunityisOverrated |
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Phuz1 wrote: Dabu was definitely a "Sucks" moment,.. I wanted to mess with the show itself and it worked! In one of my post-voteoff interviews I said "Amanda was Livid with me" a few times as well,.. I think someone caught that joke and posted it somewhere. I also wanted to write in ridiculous fonts and draw the first ever "verticle vote" but nobody seemed to notice it because it coincided with the big blunder that episode. I wanted to say "Amanda was livid" at the reunion but they came down pretty hard on me not to say anything stupid up there. They didn't show it at all but I made some refrences to RED X by drawing in the sand. I drew some CRAZY sand drawings but they didn't show any of them, that pissed me off. |
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Thank you for answering all of our questions.
"Erik, I caught you masturbating..." ~ Anonymous Survivor: Micronesia contestant who did in fact see Erik masturbating whilst on the island. "We were gay lovers" ~ Erik |
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GeneOkerlund27 |
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louie77, the young man who considers you a hero, did in fact create a thread about the vertical vote
yw! |
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ImmunityisOverrated |
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I'm logging off for a bit, back on later.
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Dictatorship |
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Woo, hey Erik. Albeit, I hated you on the show, you are awesome posting here! How much did you visit Sucks beforehand?
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Joaqenix |
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Denise was all over the place. She was kinda hard on me about the idol blunder, which I couldn't blame her, but still she acted mean.Denise is such a stupid bitch. You shoulda been hard on her about being a moron at the end of China and not teaming up with Peih-Geesus and the other Erik. |
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platinumtlc |
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Denise looks like a fat drunkard white trash loser in all the post-show pics. I don't even know why they invite that loser back.
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detectivefork |
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ImmunityisOverrated wrote: Is that MacGyver's Web site? :) Seriously, I want to know how to do that in case, you know, I'm on what I expect to be a hot date but end up getting stuck in the wilderness. |
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beatlebum79 |
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erik, post your shirtless pictures please.
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Douche Bigalow |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Douche, thanks for picking up the slack!
When you were kids, what was the worst thing Erik ever did to you/worst thing you ever did to Erik? |
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SucksSucks |
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^^ Hey we don't want to hear no incest stories...
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detectivefork |
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Oh no, a picture of Erik with blow!
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SucksSucks |
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Hey Erik, are you bummed that your brother took all the handsome genes?
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platinumtlc |
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ROTFL rude ass bitch.
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PeachessandCreeams |
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I hope to heaven Erik wears a hairnet whilst scooping ice cream because I would hate to find long blonde Dandruffed locks in my wafflecone... you just know
thirty or so hairs plus Dandruff fell into this photo: EWWWWWWWWW.
"Erik, I caught you masturbating..." ~ Anonymous Survivor: Micronesia contestant who did in fact see Erik masturbating
whilst on the island.
Last Edited By: PeachessandCreeams
05/17/08 3:55 PM.
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