In another thread I wrote:
So, OK... it's lame. And I'm sorry.
I once made a big-ass fucking production out of the fact that our birthdays are a day apart. I said I'd always remember, but being the selfish, uncaring prick that I am... I let your big day slide. What an asshole thing to do.
Maybe you'll post here a little more often if we show you some love.
Hope you had a wonderful day. I'm very happy there was no Rapture to ruin it for you, what with the inevitable wailing and gnashing of teeth and all that.
The only thing lamer than a belated birthday thread is a belated birthday card and the only thing lamer than that is a belated birthday card from "both of us" (being two cheapskates).
So, OK... it's lame. And I'm sorry.
I once made a big-ass fucking production out of the fact that our birthdays are a day apart. I said I'd always remember, but being the selfish, uncaring prick that I am... I let your big day slide. What an asshole thing to do.
Maybe you'll post here a little more often if we show you some love.
Hope you had a wonderful day. I'm very happy there was no Rapture to ruin it for you, what with the inevitable wailing and gnashing of teeth and all that.
Hopefully you already have a pair of these. If not, I'm going to take knitting lessons and send them for Christmas.
Kittens! They are important around here for some reason, right? Look! You can see the asshole on one of them. Damn, even kitten assholes are adorable!
