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OK, I've been busy, but recently have been able to read the bios on CBS and watch the vids on EW. I haven't seen the vids on CBS yet, so the following opinions are based on just those two things.

SUGAR: Dear Lord! WTF!!?? 1945 called and wants its look back. Just there for the freak show factor and puke-inducing flirting.

ACE: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Pretentious bore. When you can't sleep at night, just have him tell you a story.

CORRINE: Plucked right out of the movie Mean Girls. And someone needs to beat the shit out of this obnoxious, hateful, horrid, "I'm better than you, just look at how pretty (I think) I am", empathetically bankrupt self described bitch. There. I said it. Hope she gets her comeuppance. Hopefully by an old person.

KEN: Really liked him..................until he said he's a Jason fan. Now I am torn. Could be Yau-Man's illigitimate son.

KELLY: "I can sell someone $250.00 jeans" ???????? Retard. Only self absorbed trust fund babies with no mind of their own gets talked out of $60.00 jeans for $250.00 jeans. Ooooh, that's a great power you have. She talked about her 4 person alliance like it was some new idea. Has she ever seen the show before?? I get a fake immature vibe from her.

RANDY: Rudy and Chicken's offspring. Could like him a lot. Unfortunately he's older (big target, I know from experience), seems like a dirty old man. Probably will get on everyone's nerves. Hoping for good/funny confessionals to really like him. We'll see.

CRYSTAL: Like her. Seems nice. California mactresses might exclude her. I see her having alliances with the older guys. When she says she won't tell anyone she can run fast, I think it'll be the first thing out of her mouth, especially when the tribe is trying to find out everyone's strengths for challenges.

CHARLIE: Reminds me of Erik and myself. Naive, excited and kind of out of our element. So I like him. I see him and Ken getting along well. Man crush on either Dan or Marcus. I'm glad he said in his bio that he's gay so I didn't have to call Chet to double check. Although after watching the video........I figured it out for sure.

PALOMA: Like, I think like her voice like is like irritating. Brilliant strategist..................NOT. Will like try to be like in with like the mean girls, but like won't quite like fit in with them. I'm sure after listening to her talk for a while I will want to gouge out my eardrums with a pencil.

DANNY: I can respect that he likes music, but Survivorwise??? Meh. Don't really care how he does one way or another. If he brings up sob stories like Denise I will have to hit the mute button.

GILLIAN: Holy crap!! All that for a tattoo story??? It almost put me to sleep. Seems nice, but might talk so much they might vote her off just to get a word in edgewise. Dalton seemed to deal with her like you would deal with your old grandma telling you about her corns. Respectful, but inside screaming "STFU already!!" (Where were these old people when we were on the show???)

MATTY: Flexing pec man. Doesn't seem to be the brightest rod in the reactor. I like that he wasn't all macho and bragging. He admitted that he won't outwit anybody. Honesty. How refreshing. Male version of Kelly. Hope he does good only because his name sounds like my daughters. (by the way, why does a guy named Matt put a y at the end of his name?? Must cause a lot of confusion on the phone)

JACQUE: "I did things to prepare. I threw an ax" Again, WTF? Is there going to be an Ed Ames challenge?? "I'm going to stay under the radar" Is that everyone's strategy this show?? HOW ENTERTAINING. Just another blonde blending in. Meh.

DAN: Just another pretty boy. Another Brady. His smile will get him in with the flirty girls. Yea! This season already looks like it's turning into Survivor: Bachelor/Bachelorette.

SUSIE: Sandra 2.0. "I'm afraid of the dark. Hopefully when I'm getting sleep...." I didn't even hear the rest because I started laughing too loud. Get sleep. Good one. Hahahaha. I think she'll be too abrasive for the young ones. I like her. I see her and Randy possibly having an alliance, or.....a death match.

MARCUS: Barfo. Think much of yourself dude??? I'm too old and jaded to fall for the "aww shucks" act. But lucky for him they casted a bunch of young flirts who will fall for it hook, line and sinker.

MICHELLE: Trust me. NO ONE will mistake you for an athlete. Don't worry so much about hiding that fact. "I've lived the life of a 44 year old"??? Bullshit. Please don't insult 44 year olds. You've already pissed me off with that one. Flicka/Mia 2.0

BOB: Caucasion Yau-Man. I really, really, really wanted to like this guy and root for him. After all, I do love my Yau-Man. But then I heard him speak and all the air went out of my sails. He needs to pump up the charisma a few notches or people will use him to wipe their feet on him. I am hoping he lasts long, but unfortunately I don't see that happening.

Damn casting for putting more young people than older people on again. Can't they even it out ever. Like someone else said, we're not all pubescent 14 year old boys watching this show for T and A. I am crossing my fingers for the underdogs. I do not like the young pretty fake people. But that's just me.