stop being so everfucking loving polite. it's disconcerting to say the least.
<<eating a poptart and making a hella mess of it
<<eating a poptart and making a hella mess of it
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I just sat down in my chair (now with Hammy's death, totally unrelated)
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52829 (05/13/08 7:18 AM) Registered loser |
What kind of poptart, friend?
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Powers |
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Posts: 3205 (05/13/08 7:18 AM) |
OK. Go fuck yourself you fiveheaded bitch.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6911 (05/13/08 7:19 AM) |
Okay, so I need to pick out a casket. Any ideas? What do you look for in a casket?
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Powers |
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Posts: 3206 (05/13/08 7:21 AM) |
Easy access for the worms?
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Posts: 8214 (05/13/08 7:22 AM) Guttersnipe |
oof thanks powers. i was starting to fear brainreplacing aliens had taken over
t'was a strawberry poptart friendly friend. hammy, one can never ever ever go wrong with pink silk and glass |
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bucking fitch |
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Posts: 1028 (05/13/08 7:22 AM) Registered user |
Just make sure the lining colour doesn't clash with whatever you plan on being buried in. You don't want all the funeral home ladies snickering at you.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52830 (05/13/08 7:23 AM) Registered loser |
Don't go with the horizontal strips, Hammy, you don't want something making you look fat on your big day.
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 7230 (05/13/08 7:25 AM) |
my ride was nice, albeit a tad windy. I'm now having a coffee
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Posts: 9715 (05/13/08 7:26 AM) Registered User |
merkyl wrote: No, once my coffee is done, I will walk around the block once to warm up a little, then stretch. Then I'll run. When I get home I'll do push-ups,
crunches, squats, and maybe some lunges. And I will hate all of this while I'm doing it.
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Posts: 8215 (05/13/08 7:28 AM) Guttersnipe |
now eating a yogurt and drinking coffee and contemplating how to go home early today
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Posts: 907 (05/13/08 7:28 AM) Registered User |
ar eyou really flexible?
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52831 (05/13/08 7:29 AM) Registered loser |
NiceToAnimals wrote: Do you bounce a lot when you run?
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Posts: 9716 (05/13/08 7:34 AM) Registered User |
Define "a lot".
eta: I'm fairly flexible. I can bend down and touch my toes with my legs straight even! |
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Posts: 30834 (05/13/08 7:35 AM) Registered user |
Twinsies! I just sat down in my chair too!!!
And sipping coffee. This is good coffee. |
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blondemss |
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Posts: 8216 (05/13/08 7:35 AM) Guttersnipe |
are you worth watching for is how they define a lot nta
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Posts: 601 (05/13/08 7:35 AM) |
This is all fascinating.
I just picked something out of my teeth. With a toothpick. A wooden toothpick. That something was a bit of lettuce. Green lettuce. I have to specify, because it could have been purple or red lettuce. |
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Posts: 2852 (05/13/08 7:36 AM) Registered user |
Nice knowing you, Hammy. This is prom/June wedding season, so you'd better call NOW for your light blue tux and frilly shirt to go with your pink and glass
casket. Sure, you'll look like a blue whale, but that's better than what you're wearing now.
NO SHE DOESN'T BOUNCE - she wears a respectable jog bra so she doesn't have saggy ones later on in life. |
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Posts: 30835 (05/13/08 7:37 AM) Registered user |
WASH YOUR TEETH, SKANKE!
Why do you have green lettuce so early in the morning, HK? |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52832 (05/13/08 7:38 AM) Registered loser |
NiceToAnimals wrote: Can you lick your knee? Go ahead and try, I'll wait.
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