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my dog took a giant crap on the carpet |
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Posts: 12854 (05/12/08 8:49 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
little fucker went for a 30 minute walk, refused to shit, then walked in the house and immediately took a huge dump right in the hallway.
He also just ate a $10 bill out of my purse and is currently attempting to shred his leash. Am I allowed to euthanize him? |
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Posts: 35328 (05/12/08 8:50 PM) |
I wouldnt take that from The Juban if I were you
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Posts: 2224 (05/12/08 8:51 PM) Registered user |
Oooo, he's still a puppy right? I hope he grows out of it.
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Posts: 12855 (05/12/08 8:52 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
he's 6 months old, but is fully house trained. Or so i thought.
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 11972 (05/12/08 9:36 PM) Come Again? |
This thread is nothing without pics.
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Posts: 3952 (05/12/08 9:38 PM) Patriots:Worst 11-5 team EVER |
Kill him and get another one
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Posts: 2164 (05/12/08 9:39 PM) |
He's pissed at you.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 12856 (05/12/08 9:39 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
the dog or the shit?
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Posts: 4084 (05/12/08 9:41 PM) Registered user |
If you don't get rid of him, I'm dumping you.
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 11973 (05/12/08 9:46 PM) Come Again? |
The shit, of course.
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Posts: 13158 (05/12/08 10:17 PM) super badass |
That is dog talk for "Fuck you, commie!"
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Posts: 1125 (05/12/08 10:30 PM) |
My dog's been doing that lately. He will go outside come in and then shit on the bathroom floor (which is kind of funny, but still).
The other night he literally squated and watched me as he shit on the floor, as if to say "FUCK YOU." |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 12857 (05/13/08 12:19 AM) I Must Be Psychic |
squashthebeef wrote: he is part Akita, so perhaps a natural aversion to red.
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Posts: 597 (05/13/08 2:56 AM) |
Maybe he didn't want to come back from the walk and so saved the poop just for your carpet. And you should get him toys and bones - things to chew so he
doesn't like, chew your money. And play lots with him in the house so he'll know indoors is a place to play, not to poop. He'll feel it's his
home as much as yours. And dogs don't like to soil their homes.
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Posts: 7228 (05/13/08 3:50 AM) |
okay, for one... akitas are dumb, sorry.
we just went thru this puppy phase with my mom's dog murphy and she wanted to get rid of him. he's 9 months old now and everything is back to normal. puppy adolescence is the WORST. they test every boundary possible, and every last nerve you have. |
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Posts: 16589 (05/13/08 5:36 AM) |
Jit, did you by perchance, leave a picture of Charger GM Smith on the floor for him to shyte on?
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Posts: 4995 (05/13/08 5:38 AM) Registered user |
HE'S MARKING HIS TERRITORY.
He's showing how much he loves you by saying, "Yeah, this is my home, I'm going to poop in it, as confirmation" |
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Posts: 7566 (05/13/08 6:24 AM) Registered user |
this is why I don't own pets that can crap
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Posts: 2960 (05/13/08 6:49 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
speedyforme wrote:
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Posts: 9713 (05/13/08 6:51 AM) Registered User |
He's just trying to tell you how he feels about you.
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Posts: 12859 (05/13/08 9:07 AM) I Must Be Psychic |
Update: we went out before bedtime last night, and he came in and peed on the bedroom floor. I think he's mad at me.
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