pie123452001 wrote:
I was so excited when it was my turn to make my first Christmas dinner. Both sides of the family invited. The turkey was dry, the mashed potatoes were lumpy and I didn't know how the fuck to make gravy. But no one told me how bad it was until a couple of years later when Mr. Pie's uncle said that it was the worst turkey he's ever had. I was wondering why there was so much leftover. I haven't made it myself since.
You must be quite the whore if you're able to keep that alleged husband of yours.
Or quite gullible.
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