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For two seasons, Thingamaklum has played host to a FIERCE fashion competition, and for two seasons, the viewers have cried out, albeit completely silently: who is this dumb Kraut and why isn't Level Banks host? Well, start smiling with your eyes, because finally it's upon us...

LEVEL BANKS' PROJECT RUNWAY 3*

Get ready for the biggest and best** season of Project Runway, EVER. Because it's hosted by me. And everything I do turns to HIGH FASHION GOLD. Just look at Whitney. I moulded her into the internationally renowned supermodel she is today. The challenges will be more... challengey. The twists, more pointless. And you can also expect some cameos from your favourite Top Model stars along the way.



Look, there's one, and the season hasn't even fucking started yet! So basically the way it works is, you pick or will be assigned a FIERCE model to work with, and you then use whatever you can to dress that model - illegal Photoshop, MS Paint or a scanner and some crayons. There will be a number of different challenges, and you'll usually get a few days to complete each design. Whoever sucks the worst at fulfilling the requirements of the challenge gets the boot. When only three designers remain, they must design a collection for Paris' Pointless Fashion Week, and one will go on to be crowned the winner of my first season of Project Runway! Which means they get to take some promotional shots where I'll take up 75% of the frame!

We are now scouring the country of Yuku for the best in designing talent, and also some high-drama talentless crazies to round out the cast. So sign up today - everyone is welcome, including past contestants. Unless you won one of the last two seasons. In which case, you can fuck right off.

... No, wait! Because of some dire 'scheduling conflicts' with half of the previous judges, I have some permanent judge spots to fill. So if you think you're up to the role, please PM me with your audition - just take one of the past PR challenges and critique it the way I've been doing so FIERCELY for two seasons. If I think you'll be easy enough to manipulate into voting for my pre-determined winner you've got what it takes, you're in! And even if you're not, there's guest judge spots to fill, so let me know whichever way you want in. Former judges, let me know if you still want your spot, but keep in mind that if your opinions have differed too greatly from mine in the past, it might be time for you to move on to whatever all those former judges of Top Model moved onto after I fired they asses.

Oh and a special bonus for early sign-ups: FREE VASELINE!!



How can you resist? Here's the links to past seasons for those who want a better idea of how it all works:

Thinga's Project Runway - Season 1
Thinga's Project Runway - Season 2
Clubs That Suck House of Design

This will be happening over at the far superior Paris' Pointless Board.. you can find the thread here.