...smell like pee or public bathrooms? I get that with nearly all of the "fresh" scents like ocean breeze and all that island crap. Is my nose
malfunctioning?
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Posts: 5209 (05/10/08 4:10 PM) Registered user |
I pissed on your candles. s.ia.
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Posts: 7909 (05/10/08 4:14 PM) Registered User |
Some smell like babies. Or that powdery-diaper scent. I am not sure what it is, exactly. I do my very best to not come into contact with children if I can help
it -- they carry salmonella, you know.
I have never had a urine-scented candle, but I can think of a few uses for such. I did come across some incense at a local flea market that was labeled "PUSSY." No joke. Really... no joke. And, yes... I sniffed it. I am not sure if it actually smelled like a vagina or not. It's been a long, long time since I have had my nose anywhere near one of those things. It did NOT smell like a kitty-cat, I can tell you that much. Try fruit-scented candles instead. Or anything "n cream." |
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Posts: 44 (05/10/08 4:37 PM) |
We have the pussy incense here too!
Personally I don't use scented candles, but the ones my mom chooses to burn are atrocious. So are her lotion. I don't think her nose works. |
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Posts: 7203 (05/10/08 4:44 PM) |
the only scent I can tolerate in a candle is vanilla. totally know what you mean about the pee scent
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Posts: 2151 (05/10/08 4:45 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
My son used to ask if I was baking cookies if he walked in the house and a sugar cookie candle was burning. Now, he's wiser, and asks if Sophie crapped in
the house again. Damn dog.
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Posts: 7912 (05/10/08 4:52 PM) Registered User |
We have the pussy incense here too!Ah, good. Confirmation! I prefer vanilla as well. But mulberry is the best. I can't do the "baked goods" scented candles, even though the vanilla is close. The baked goods candles make me want... BAKED GOODS. |
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Posts: 506 (05/10/08 5:00 PM) |
Wow, pussy. And I thought "mashed potato" was a weird scent. Yeah, I can't have the baked goods ones because they make me hungry. And I'm
also too lazy to cook, so it's pretty evil. The mashed potato candle I saw really smelled like mashed potato. But it made me want to puke.
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Posts: 48 (05/10/08 5:12 PM) |
One of my co-workers had this candle that made her ENTIRE HOUSE smell like POPSICLES! You know those fruit juice strawberry/raspberry/whatever the other flavor
was probably grape. It was amazing.
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Posts: 5211 (05/10/08 5:14 PM) Registered user |
I was at a 7-11 one time and saw incense labelled as "Ebony Pussy". It had a picture of what I'm pretty sure was a black drag queen in a negligee
on the front.
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Posts: 6663 (05/10/08 5:17 PM) Registered User |
I like anything cinamonny. Harvest is my favorite Yankee Candle smell.
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Posts: 14480 (05/10/08 5:27 PM) Registered user |
I can only hope the Pussy scent smelled like musk.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7919 (05/10/08 5:32 PM) Registered User |
Sure, you ladies go ahead... keep on telling yourself it smells like "musk."
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 14483 (05/10/08 5:34 PM) Registered user |
Better that than tuna or a bouquet of flowers.
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 factoryhurl |
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Posts: 2183 (05/10/08 5:37 PM) Registered user |
Yankee Candle Fresh Linen is nice.
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Tritonsrod |
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Posts: 875 (05/10/08 6:37 PM) Registered user |
What about reed diffusers? Does anyone here use them?
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Trixie Delight |
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You can't have the sex by the light of a reed diffuser. |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 7206 (05/10/08 6:47 PM) |
reed "diffuser" = rotting, wet wood
since when is that a "good thing™"? we got one as a gift and it was the biggest piece of shit ever |
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Posts: 7980 (05/10/08 7:02 PM) Registered User |
I truly despise ALL scented candles. They make me so
ANGRY. |
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