Be careful Noodle. Next he'll be trying to take you out to public sex clubs. That's what happened to Jeri Ryan.
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Apparently I am a prude and not to mention frigid.
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Posts: 224 (05/08/08 9:17 AM) Registered user |
Be careful Noodle. Next he'll be trying to take you out to public sex clubs. That's what happened to Jeri Ryan. |
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 Sloansalad |
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Posts: 2034 (05/08/08 9:48 AM) |
noodle really is a pretty good character nic
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 11688 (05/08/08 9:49 AM) Registered user |
pie123452001 wrote: Ummm....every noodle post is fake.
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nomellons |
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Posts: 2344 (05/08/08 9:51 AM) Registered User |
If it had been a van and at the post office, I would have believed but then you and your husband would have been dirty Deadhead types.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 2036 (05/08/08 9:53 AM) |
Nobody real would start a maxi-pad thread and a "my DH wanted to get it on in the Safeway parking lot" thread in the same 24 hour period. Heh, I said
period.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 30622 (05/08/08 9:54 AM) Registered user |
I thought some of "her" bodily fluids thread were real, albeit, disgusting.
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 1583 (05/08/08 9:59 AM) |
You could have at least given him a parking lot blow job.
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 25591 (05/08/08 10:00 AM) Registered user |
Best blowjob I ever had was in the Giant Tiger parking lot.
true story |
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 4936 (05/08/08 10:01 AM) Registered User
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was it from noodles dh?
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 1776 (05/08/08 10:02 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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What was his name buggles?
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 30623 (05/08/08 10:02 AM) Registered user |
merkyl
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bodapati19900 |
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Posts: 1200 (05/08/08 10:02 AM) Registered user |
I've had sex parked by the side of the road (at night), but never in a parking lot. Not very romantic.
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 1584 (05/08/08 10:06 AM) |
Buggles73 wrote: I had a great one at the Wal Mart Parking Lot, and another great one in the Fort Worth Botanical Gardens. Best lay I ever had was in a movie theater. |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 22068 (05/08/08 11:23 AM) Registered User |
Here's a thought. Don't take him to the grocery store anymore. Obviously the sight of the frozen perogies had a strange effect on him.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2272 (05/08/08 11:31 AM) Registered User |
pie123452001 wrote: Her food stamps just came in the mail? |
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JVL58 |
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Posts: 346 (05/08/08 12:23 PM) |
were you in the handicapped parking, close to the building?
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 22072 (05/08/08 12:36 PM) Registered User |
What man can resist Camel toes, and sweat stained tank tops?
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 856 (05/08/08 1:43 PM) Registered User |
TobaccoRhoda wrote: I love House
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 11520 (05/08/08 1:44 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
yes you're a prude!!!! if you're married you should give it to your dh whenever he wants it. duh. didn't you read the fine print?
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 164 (05/17/08 3:10 PM) |
Noodle wrote: That takes way longer than 60 seconds.
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